I have an announcement
I. Loathe. Someone, who I can't mention because she says it's illegal to mention someone under 18 on the internets? Really? Oh well.
Now, I've tried being a good person. Really. But that girl... ohhhh that girl. I have to get this out, so if you don't want to read a lot of bitching, you'd best not read this entry:
Dear You,
1) SHUT UP!
2a) No, seriously, shut up. You talk. A lot. The amount you talk and the amount I loathe you are directly proportional. So I'll hate you less if you shut the hell up. Please! I march next to you for God's sake, no one knows what I go through. But Katy. Sweet, sweet Katy, and she has Jon to help keep her sanity.
2b) If you HAVE to talk, talk softly. When you talk, it sounds like a baby whale is dying. In hell.
3) Stop being such a damn drama queen. People don't like you. Deal. I know some people don't like me, but I deal. And I don't make a big deal about EVERYthing. OMG someone mentinoned me in an LJ entry. Die.
4) Learn to take a joke. For realz.
5) While you're at it, learn to play trombone.
6) Just give up trying to drum major. You are the suck major, and that's it.
7) Your hair is so gross and nappy. Use some shampoo.
8) Quit with the camo. Please, for the love of god.
9) You are not section leader. Did you try out for Allinder and did he appoint you Section Leader? No? Then SHUT THE HELL UP and let the Section Leader (Me) instruct the section.
If you refuse to take these suggestions to heart, I will be forced to rip out your tongue and beat you with it. K? K.
Edited to be made public. She made a big deal about it, so now everyone can see it. Sucks for you.