Why Dogs Are Better Than Women
Dogs never expect gifts.
Dogs love it when your friends come over.
Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late.
The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.
Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
Dogs don't notice if you call them by other names.
Dogs never want foot rubs.
Dogs are excited by rough play.
Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
It's legal to keep a dog chained up at your house.
Dogs never need to examine a relationship.
Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
A dog's parents never drop in to visit.
Dogs love long car rides.
Dogs understand that instincts are better than stopping for directions.
Dogs like beer.
No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood.
Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.