Round Thirty-Eight

[kingofhearts_13]

[No. Your eyes do not deceive you. Wandering through the halls of the GDF Tower at times and the Independence 1 at other times is a white stallion with a black mane and tail. He's acting calmly, and he seems friendly enough. Do you approach?]

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A WILD RYUUNOSUKE APPEARED

[nagare_nagare]

-Ryuunosuke is wandering around the base, once again handing colorful fliers praising Takeru out to anyone unfortunate enough to pass him by. He stops in surprise once he spots the horse.-

Aha! Do my eyes deceive me?! A magnificent steed, in the middle of a military establishment? What is your name, oh fair stallion?

-Yes, that's right. Ryuunosuke is trying to talk to the horse. This can't end well.-

[kingofhearts_13]

[Headtilt.]

[nagare_nagare]

Aha, the mysterious type, I see! No matter, I'm sure your name is as noble as any other! You see, I don't believe we've been introduced, my name is Ryuunsouke Ikenamki, and I serve the blessed Shiba household. I am among the mighty warriors known as Shinkengers, and blah, blah, blah... sixteen generations, embodiment of the sun itself, oh, and that reminds me...!

-Looks like this is going to go on for awhile. Is Ryuunosuke trying to plaster fliers to the poor horse's back? Maybe it'd be a good idea to hightail it out of there!-

[kingofhearts_13]

[Fliers? On this horse's white coat! Not happening! Fuun Saiki rears back on his hind legs, neighing loudly and swinging his forelegs.]

[nagare_nagare]

-But Ryuunsouke is totally oblivious! He nimbly weaves around the kicking limbs, perhaps without even realizing it, and goes on prattling.-

...and that's when I said, that's not an angry elderly woman with a limp, that's my lord! Hahahaha, perhaps they should call me the lord of humor! You're a good boy, aren't you? You know, if you wish to order some special Shiba-approved horse feed out of my catalog, you're more than welcome to do so. Here, I think I have it in my coat somewhere...

-Ryuunsouke bumps uncomfortably into Fuun Saiki throughout the entire process as he shifts around.-

[kingofhearts_13]

[HORSE HINDLEGS OF DEATH KIIIIIIIIIICK!]

1/2

[nagare_nagare]

Found it! Now if you'll just gallop on to the right and bit and I can--

-POW! Those hooves hit Ryuunsouke right between the eyes. He's quiet for a moment, apparently stunned in place, and then...

2/2

[nagare_nagare]

I see, I see! You must be on a budget, then. Indeed, the economy these days is troubling, it also makes me want to stomp on faces at random! Perhaps you would be interested in our super savers section?

-No good. But Ryuunosuke has a satisfying pair of red marks on his face now, at least.-

[kingofhearts_13]

[Okay, yeah. Leaving now.]