Aug 09, 2005 00:31
So I was you know, chatting with a buddy of mine, when i realized this is soo true... and i quote:
Kngofbrkenheartz: errr..
Irregular23: I hate talking to girls
Irregular23: online
Irregular23: its so fucking boring
Kngofbrkenheartz: ahh dude tell me about it
Kngofbrkenheartz: they like dont respond
Irregular23: yay!
Kngofbrkenheartz: errr
Irregular23: omg
Irregular23: thats exatly what I was thinking
Irregular23: its like hey
Irregular23: whats up
Kngofbrkenheartz: and then it takes forever i know
Irregular23: blah
Kngofbrkenheartz: oh dude
Kngofbrkenheartz: and then they give one word answers
Irregular23: yeah
Kngofbrkenheartz: and they dont elaborate
Kngofbrkenheartz: oh jeeeez
Irregular23: and never talk to you
Irregular23: just always respond
Irregular23: to what you say
Kngofbrkenheartz: exactly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Irregular23: so its like your the one talking
Irregular23: and you would just be better off talking to a dog
Kngofbrkenheartz: oh no but when ur face to face with them they wont shut up
Kngofbrkenheartz: yes!!
Kngofbrkenheartz: talking to a dog
Kngofbrkenheartz: where's jack
Kngofbrkenheartz: hey jack!!!
Irregular23: haha
Kngofbrkenheartz: ah dude
Kngofbrkenheartz: we should post this
Kngofbrkenheartz: post it on live journal
Kngofbrkenheartz: lets do it
Kngofbrkenheartz: at the same time
Kngofbrkenheartz: that would kick ass
Irregular23: you do it
Kngofbrkenheartz: i'll do it
Irregular23: we will both get killed
Irregular23: but
Irregular23: hell
Irregular23: do it!
Kngofbrkenheartz: i shall!!!!
Kngofbrkenheartz: 'for i do not fear the opposite sex!!
Kngofbrkenheartz: unless its Samantha Carter
Kngofbrkenheartz: cuz then she'd kill me
Kngofbrkenheartz: with her p-90
Kngofbrkenheartz: ouch
Irregular23: *sigh*
Kngofbrkenheartz: or u know that one ship
Irregular23: where the fuck is she
Kngofbrkenheartz: that she commands
Irregular23: why isnt she on the new series yet!
Kngofbrkenheartz: she's in orbit
Kngofbrkenheartz: she came on like for 2 sec
Kngofbrkenheartz: and she's like no
Kngofbrkenheartz: im in my ship
Kngofbrkenheartz: dont bug me
Kngofbrkenheartz: and im like wtf
Kngofbrkenheartz: and new girl is like soooo errrrr
Kngofbrkenheartz: poor daniel
Irregular23: it was?
Irregular23: I thought she was in area 51
Kngofbrkenheartz: jack is in area 51
Kngofbrkenheartz: he commands there
Irregular23: ahh
Kngofbrkenheartz: and carter is in space
Kngofbrkenheartz: with her battleship
Kngofbrkenheartz: the only other one
Irregular23: ahh
Kngofbrkenheartz: their still building them at area 51
Kngofbrkenheartz: and that why jack is there
Kngofbrkenheartz: and thats why the govt cut the budget on the SGC
Irregular23: what is jacks official position?
Kngofbrkenheartz: stupid govt
Irregular23: yay!
Irregular23: stupid bastards
Irregular23: I love when vala was making fun of the guys manhood
Kngofbrkenheartz: Major General Jack O'Neil - head of planetary defense i guess....
Irregular23: thats a sweet title
Kngofbrkenheartz: i came up with it
Kngofbrkenheartz: sounds good
Irregular23: I think its kind of true
Kngofbrkenheartz: and accurate
Kngofbrkenheartz: yea
Kngofbrkenheartz: so we'll stick to that
Irregular23: yup
Irregular23: can I just block all the girls on my buddy list
Kngofbrkenheartz: i wouldnt worry about blocking
Kngofbrkenheartz: i just close the window
Kngofbrkenheartz: make some room
Kngofbrkenheartz: and be like yup
Kngofbrkenheartz: agenda ....
Kngofbrkenheartz: next
Kngofbrkenheartz: my minutes my minutes
Irregular23: das good
Irregular23: das good
Kngofbrkenheartz: lol
Kngofbrkenheartz: yea
Irregular23: lol
Ok.. so maybe the Stargate Sg-1 stuff really doesn't belong in this post, but eh.. wouldn't it be cool to see me get beat up by Amanda Tapping a.k.a. Colonel Samantha Carter? I know i'd laugh, after i wake up in the hospital ward... but anyhow. In no way is this intended to be taken as an offense to any of our female friends. We just simply wish to express some observations we have made during the course of our recent IMs.