Change in leaderboards.
*Attention*
There has been a change in the leaderboard standings.
Alessandra Torresani has been given the title of Queen of One on the leaderboard's Top Notable Women as defined by myself. Now the factors taken into account and the process by which this leaderboard has been devised is rather extensive and requires substantial amounts of liquor to fuel the catalysts behind it, therefore, council discretion deems it necessary to only notify any interested parties that there has been a change and also there will be a brief explination of the complexities regarding the ranking system used.
Pretty much it looks like this:
#1 chick of all time = Rank equivalent -> Goddess of Zero
#1 chick of Tier One Group = Rank equivalent -> Empress of One
#2 " " " = " " -> Queen of One
...so on and so on.... ok simplified it looks like this:
Goddess of Zero
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Tier One:
Empress of One
Queen of One
Countess of One
Lady of One
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Tier Two:
Empress of Two
Queen of Two
...yada yada... all the way to Tier 3 and then the Fourth Tier is our dueling Tier where combatants will fight for a spot and advancement among the other Tiers. Noted that Tier One is designed for Movie/Tv Show Actresses whilst Tier Two is designed for Models/Singers and Tier Three is designed for All Aspects including but not restricted to sports,politics, sports that are considered to be sports by some but not by others, news casters, voice actors, random girls at the supermarket or Starbucks drive-thru, All Aspects however not including Pornography. They may be the leading capitalists of the world and have the most beautiful staff members and associates however they have failed to build me a Gundam or get me a Valentine's Day Playdate. (Not that I've submitted a requisition for either) Now then, back to Alessandra Torresani. She has been given the title Queen of One succeeding Lacey Chabert who will then replace Kathleen Robertson from the position of Countess of One. Jewel Staite will remain Lady of One and Zooey Deschanel will remain Empress of One. Now if you are about to ask who Goddess of Zero is then you don't belong on my friends list. That title speaks for itself and requires no explination as to why it's above the Tier System. That concludes this important service announcement. Any questions or comments will be directed to our Executive Office of Appropriations under the direction of Following Meaningless Banter Existentialism and Aggrevated Nonsense. So our EOA of FM-BEAN. Copyright 2010 *insert the C thing here*
There has been a change in the leaderboard standings.
Alessandra Torresani has been given the title of Queen of One on the leaderboard's Top Notable Women as defined by myself. Now the factors taken into account and the process by which this leaderboard has been devised is rather extensive and requires substantial amounts of liquor to fuel the catalysts behind it, therefore, council discretion deems it necessary to only notify any interested parties that there has been a change and also there will be a brief explination of the complexities regarding the ranking system used.
Pretty much it looks like this:
#1 chick of all time = Rank equivalent -> Goddess of Zero
#1 chick of Tier One Group = Rank equivalent -> Empress of One
#2 " " " = " " -> Queen of One
...so on and so on.... ok simplified it looks like this:
Goddess of Zero
---------------
Tier One:
Empress of One
Queen of One
Countess of One
Lady of One
---------------
Tier Two:
Empress of Two
Queen of Two
...yada yada... all the way to Tier 3 and then the Fourth Tier is our dueling Tier where combatants will fight for a spot and advancement among the other Tiers. Noted that Tier One is designed for Movie/Tv Show Actresses whilst Tier Two is designed for Models/Singers and Tier Three is designed for All Aspects including but not restricted to sports,politics, sports that are considered to be sports by some but not by others, news casters, voice actors, random girls at the supermarket or Starbucks drive-thru, All Aspects however not including Pornography. They may be the leading capitalists of the world and have the most beautiful staff members and associates however they have failed to build me a Gundam or get me a Valentine's Day Playdate. (Not that I've submitted a requisition for either) Now then, back to Alessandra Torresani. She has been given the title Queen of One succeeding Lacey Chabert who will then replace Kathleen Robertson from the position of Countess of One. Jewel Staite will remain Lady of One and Zooey Deschanel will remain Empress of One. Now if you are about to ask who Goddess of Zero is then you don't belong on my friends list. That title speaks for itself and requires no explination as to why it's above the Tier System. That concludes this important service announcement. Any questions or comments will be directed to our Executive Office of Appropriations under the direction of Following Meaningless Banter Existentialism and Aggrevated Nonsense. So our EOA of FM-BEAN. Copyright 2010 *insert the C thing here*