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I got a new cell phone.
It has a camera on it.
I take pictures with it.
It's fucking sweet.
For my entire cell phone career, Ive always owned the big-ass piece of shit kind of phone.
My cell phones... often resembled enormous erections in my pocket... *shrug*.
Now, I got the good shit.
It even goes on the Internet!
Spring Semester starts soon.
Boooooo.
I've been working a lot lately.
I gots like, a thousand bucks, sitting in the bank!
But what about your car payments Anthony?
Well, its been about two months... and the car guys forgot about me.
One more month or two without word from them, and I figure I'd have officially stolen this car from those bitches.
HA!
Could I be any cooler? Maybe, but thats crossing the line from "cool" to "unapproachably cool". And Im a pretty down to earth guy... so..
-Anthony
It has a camera on it.
I take pictures with it.
It's fucking sweet.
For my entire cell phone career, Ive always owned the big-ass piece of shit kind of phone.
My cell phones... often resembled enormous erections in my pocket... *shrug*.
Now, I got the good shit.
It even goes on the Internet!
Spring Semester starts soon.
Boooooo.
I've been working a lot lately.
I gots like, a thousand bucks, sitting in the bank!
But what about your car payments Anthony?
Well, its been about two months... and the car guys forgot about me.
One more month or two without word from them, and I figure I'd have officially stolen this car from those bitches.
HA!
Could I be any cooler? Maybe, but thats crossing the line from "cool" to "unapproachably cool". And Im a pretty down to earth guy... so..
-Anthony