Rebellion has no place in my halls

[kingofanimals]

My minions started an uprising today because they wanted to become artists and wanted a teacher. But, alas, the teacher they chose is a school student in another dimension. They do not understand the complexities of the land of chaos and they cannot grasp that it would be too hard to take art lessons over a dimensional rift and besides the

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[boxinmyhead]

You could have a contest for best picture. Let them know flattering renditions of yourself will be heavily favored. ;-)

BRILLIANT IDEA!

[kingofanimals]

You are not a royal genius! I will have the herald proclaim the competition at ONCE!