F.O.E.
Back in high school, junior year to be specific, my friends and I started a band tenatively named F.O.E.. F.O.E. was supposed to stand for something but we never got that far. We didn't get very far in any field whether it was performing live or writing and recording an EP or LP. We wrote some songs down but then we tragically broke up and decided to go our own separate ways. Anyways, a few days ago I found the tracklisting for what would have been our debut record.
The songs titles are as follows:
1. Hell is for Sale
2. Hell is NOT for Sale
3. G.I. Joe is getting head from Barbie
4. Small cars in big women
5. Implode to Explode
6. This is the song where we play our instruments so fast that they begin to smoke
7. Seventeen and Sexless
8. It's World War III and I'm still not getting any
9. There's red hair in my goatee
10. Good money buys cheap hookers
11. five minute break (taking a crap)
12. Ignorance of Wisdom
13. I make girls turn lesbo
14. spazz out
15. Seven inches of power no girl cares about
16. Call me Lenny (Ace)
17. World War II dictators were cross dressers
18. Communism versus Democracy (Live on PPV!)
19. To masturbate or not to masturbate
20. I love to party that way but I won't party that way
21. The end of the beginning
BONUS TRACK: This is my love song about that girl who I had sex with and then found out she had a penis
Our main purpose was to be part of a band that would play extrememly aggressive metal. We wanted to sound something like Cannibal Corpse mixed in with a bit of humor and a dash of melody. Now that I look at this tracklisting had F.O.E. persevered we would definetly be playing shows with Cattle Decapitation.
With 21 official tracks, the F.O.E. debut would have clocked in at like 37 or 38 minutes with 47 seconds.
Ozzfest tomorrow in Jersey and then Warped Tour on Long Island..."wow bro, your gonna be moshed out" said Benny.
The songs titles are as follows:
1. Hell is for Sale
2. Hell is NOT for Sale
3. G.I. Joe is getting head from Barbie
4. Small cars in big women
5. Implode to Explode
6. This is the song where we play our instruments so fast that they begin to smoke
7. Seventeen and Sexless
8. It's World War III and I'm still not getting any
9. There's red hair in my goatee
10. Good money buys cheap hookers
11. five minute break (taking a crap)
12. Ignorance of Wisdom
13. I make girls turn lesbo
14. spazz out
15. Seven inches of power no girl cares about
16. Call me Lenny (Ace)
17. World War II dictators were cross dressers
18. Communism versus Democracy (Live on PPV!)
19. To masturbate or not to masturbate
20. I love to party that way but I won't party that way
21. The end of the beginning
BONUS TRACK: This is my love song about that girl who I had sex with and then found out she had a penis
Our main purpose was to be part of a band that would play extrememly aggressive metal. We wanted to sound something like Cannibal Corpse mixed in with a bit of humor and a dash of melody. Now that I look at this tracklisting had F.O.E. persevered we would definetly be playing shows with Cattle Decapitation.
With 21 official tracks, the F.O.E. debut would have clocked in at like 37 or 38 minutes with 47 seconds.
Ozzfest tomorrow in Jersey and then Warped Tour on Long Island..."wow bro, your gonna be moshed out" said Benny.