Strange Dreams
We went up to heaven. We were given cheap cotton wings and a harp almost none of us can even play. We are given a little cloud in the sky. We get really bored sitting around fiddling with this harp thingy, so Satan rears his ugly head. He offers to provide us meaningless but immersive entertainment for little pieces of our soul. First, a television. Then, a living room. Then the entire moder world. The whole world is Satan's illusion to keep us occupied and distracted from our true nature as bored angels in heaven. This explains why sometimes I feel like my living room is the only thing in existence, floating in a huge void.
Kristy, Chris, and Matt are the three angels that guard the gate between heaven and hell. Chris is the shrewd, conniving leader. Matt has a problem with him and doesn't respect his authority. Kristy is the real power behind it. She's the mediator. I have a relationship with the angel Kristy. I'm going out with an archangel, how cool is that?
I am a gothic priest-host in a world of twilight, decay, and huge gothic cathedrals. And also a false prophet. I could tell if someone's name was written in the Book of the Saved or the Book of the Damned. Matt is saved, Chris is damned. Can't tell for Kristy. Also I'm a wolf that can turn into a man. I almost ate Matt but someone walked in so he's still alive. Lucky him. I'm also a Western cook, I showed Chris how to heat up food.
Last week I battled an evil alien mind-control entity. I was writing and I realized something was controlling my thoughts. I looked up and my fan looked really insect-like and alien. The light was like an intense beam of heat. I then realized my lamp was controlling it. The fan didn't realize it was an unwilling pawn for the lamp! I could easily write "I love the lamp." But it was really difficult to write "I hate the lamp." I could only write what IT wanted me to write. So I was going to defeat it with logic. I started with "The lamp is a labrynth." I looked up at the fan, looked down, and it agreed to that universal law. See, I would propose a universal law and if the lamp agreed it became fact. It agreed that it was a labryth. I was going to work my way through a labrynth of propositions and logic and eventually negate its existence through logic, but then everything went dark. I assume that I defeated it in an alternate dimension, but I still get uneasy around that sinister duo...
Kristy, Chris, and Matt are the three angels that guard the gate between heaven and hell. Chris is the shrewd, conniving leader. Matt has a problem with him and doesn't respect his authority. Kristy is the real power behind it. She's the mediator. I have a relationship with the angel Kristy. I'm going out with an archangel, how cool is that?
I am a gothic priest-host in a world of twilight, decay, and huge gothic cathedrals. And also a false prophet. I could tell if someone's name was written in the Book of the Saved or the Book of the Damned. Matt is saved, Chris is damned. Can't tell for Kristy. Also I'm a wolf that can turn into a man. I almost ate Matt but someone walked in so he's still alive. Lucky him. I'm also a Western cook, I showed Chris how to heat up food.
Last week I battled an evil alien mind-control entity. I was writing and I realized something was controlling my thoughts. I looked up and my fan looked really insect-like and alien. The light was like an intense beam of heat. I then realized my lamp was controlling it. The fan didn't realize it was an unwilling pawn for the lamp! I could easily write "I love the lamp." But it was really difficult to write "I hate the lamp." I could only write what IT wanted me to write. So I was going to defeat it with logic. I started with "The lamp is a labrynth." I looked up at the fan, looked down, and it agreed to that universal law. See, I would propose a universal law and if the lamp agreed it became fact. It agreed that it was a labryth. I was going to work my way through a labrynth of propositions and logic and eventually negate its existence through logic, but then everything went dark. I assume that I defeated it in an alternate dimension, but I still get uneasy around that sinister duo...