TWO dead bodies...one angsting(?) Prince. Drama llama, sorry for long.

[kingmateslast]

Dear City,
My name is Schneizel el Brittannia. Excuse the excessive formality, as I have just recently arrived in the City and am not quite familiar with making this kind of "post." I have met but few of you, but for the moment that is of little importance. What I come to ask you for now, is help.

Perhaps few of you realize, with all the chaos that

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[outprideful]

Seeking justice in a place like this suddenly sounds utterly ridiculous.

[kingmateslast]

Perhaps. But no more ridiculous than giving up before properly trying.

[outprideful]

You probably need to do something else that's bound to be more productive.

[kingmateslast]

Then what would you suggest I do?

[outprideful]

I don't know what the hell you can do.

I don't even know you.

[kingmateslast]

Then perhaps that can be remedied.

I am Schneizel el Britannia, Prime Minister and second Prince to the Holy Britannian Empire.

[outprideful]

Crap. Another... strange person. At least you're not attesting to be a magical fairy from Neverland.

For politeness' sake, I'm Kamijo Hiroki. A normal human being, and an Assistant Professor at Mitsuhashi University back in my home.

[kingmateslast]

A fairy could make quite interesting company, especially one from Neverland. You aren't speaking from experience, I suppose?

A scholar, then. What subject?

[outprideful]

That one was pulled out of my ass, but I did meet an elf from... what I assume to be a famous piece of English literature.

I taught Japanese Literature.

[kingmateslast]

How interesting. Would you happen to recall the title? I may be familiar with it.

That's impressive. From what I recall of my studies, no matter how well I could speak and write the language, there seemed always to be subtleties the professors understood and that I had missed.