Connerz + Cowanzz
Oh it's a glorious time,a few nights ago now me and Jamie Connolly were conversing on the ol' MSN and to out sheer bordom we made up an entertaining and hilarious story which i affectionatly named The Horny Ol' Hag:
Once apon one time...in the far neverthing of the world,Jack was running across a field in search of somthing precious he had lost the previous evening (whilst out fondeling...err...feeding the sheep) ((feeding the sheeep!? Rahight...))he came across a magical woman...who claimed if he gave her oral sex then she would grant his every wish...however the woman was a disgusting old hag of almost 213! and he refused then upon being turned down, the disgruntled 213 year old (whom was previously a fish wife, although this is irrelevant to the tale) proceeded to clout the choosy young livestock fan with a sizable length of copper piping around the ceneral chop region before having her wicked way with his unconcious form. The boys father,himself a recovering sex-fiend, was woken by the resulting sounds of glee spewed forth by the old hag and fetched his sony handicam (registered trademark) from under the bed and started to film the increasingly odd scene (he found it awfully funny you understand) ...then at present whilst watching this unroooly event take place a villager passing by after a friendly nightcap at the local brothel watched in awe also,the passer by soon struck up a conversation with the now awaked and deeply distraught (but also screaming) father of the young malchick,they discussed how well this would go down with Michael Jackson (for whatever evil sexual reason i could never imagine to think of) and off they went all four of them and started up a buisness first spanning on E-bay where they recieved 1million veiws a minooot! However things started to go dreadfully wrong...as the old witch had put a curse on her young firsky partner that his penis swelled to the size of the oreface in which is was contained...in effect,the two were bound together with no possible chance of seperation (as was certified by three independant doctors). It was an awfull task explaining the strange pradiciment tothe bucks horrified mother,when she returned from her flower arranging trip in ibiza,to find a aged maid attatched to her
sons nether region. Luckily,the good people at BUPA were able to provide an unatural method of seperation (somthing involving nitric acid and comically oversized penile saws...although the details are sketchy)and return the two to their natural states.
THEE END
Once apon one time...in the far neverthing of the world,Jack was running across a field in search of somthing precious he had lost the previous evening (whilst out fondeling...err...feeding the sheep) ((feeding the sheeep!? Rahight...))he came across a magical woman...who claimed if he gave her oral sex then she would grant his every wish...however the woman was a disgusting old hag of almost 213! and he refused then upon being turned down, the disgruntled 213 year old (whom was previously a fish wife, although this is irrelevant to the tale) proceeded to clout the choosy young livestock fan with a sizable length of copper piping around the ceneral chop region before having her wicked way with his unconcious form. The boys father,himself a recovering sex-fiend, was woken by the resulting sounds of glee spewed forth by the old hag and fetched his sony handicam (registered trademark) from under the bed and started to film the increasingly odd scene (he found it awfully funny you understand) ...then at present whilst watching this unroooly event take place a villager passing by after a friendly nightcap at the local brothel watched in awe also,the passer by soon struck up a conversation with the now awaked and deeply distraught (but also screaming) father of the young malchick,they discussed how well this would go down with Michael Jackson (for whatever evil sexual reason i could never imagine to think of) and off they went all four of them and started up a buisness first spanning on E-bay where they recieved 1million veiws a minooot! However things started to go dreadfully wrong...as the old witch had put a curse on her young firsky partner that his penis swelled to the size of the oreface in which is was contained...in effect,the two were bound together with no possible chance of seperation (as was certified by three independant doctors). It was an awfull task explaining the strange pradiciment tothe bucks horrified mother,when she returned from her flower arranging trip in ibiza,to find a aged maid attatched to her
sons nether region. Luckily,the good people at BUPA were able to provide an unatural method of seperation (somthing involving nitric acid and comically oversized penile saws...although the details are sketchy)and return the two to their natural states.
THEE END