"MY BRAIN HURTS!"

Jul 06, 2004 22:22

(Quote by: Professor R.J. Gumby, and this jerkoff I'm about to post about.)

I can't believe they let people like this out of their cages.

The other day, I posted this comment in starkodama's journal:

People here don't celebrate the 4th of July like they should. It's sad, really, you'd think these sick heathen savages don't even REALIZE what day it is. I celebrated by setting off like 60 bucks worth of fireworks and yelling "HAPPY 4TH OF JULY, BEEYATCH! GOD BLESS AMERICA!" like a real Patriot, and you know what happened? The McDonalds people came outside and told me I couldn't do that in their parking lot, and THEN they called the police!? No sense of patriotism whatsoever, these people, I swear.

And I get this response from some dipshit inbred otaku-looking motherfucker named ma_cherie from the computer lab at his Extra-Special School:

So you bought $60 worth of fireworks, went to your "cool kids hang out spot" and decided to set the fireworks off? Around kids? Who are entering and leaving McDonalds almost the entire day there?

No sense of patriotism? It's not that, it's a sense of "Look there's a complete moron outside who lives at their own house where they could shoot the fireworks off at, but they decide to do it here where people can get hurt and then turn around and sue us."

And the fact you say a real patriot would buy fireworks, yell and curse, and then go set off the fireworks in a fucking McDonalds parking lot (everyone behind me is dying, don't you have a mall there? or at least a fucking arcade to hang out at?) is a pile of complete and utter opinion (you were expecting me to say shit, right?).

Doing all those things doesn't make you a patriot, not commiting genocide on American's in general is being patriotic anymore.

Oh and one more thing, the first Fourth of July was probably celebrated by powdering up our wigs like the (oh wait, here's where I go smart ass on you) "brits" and now this Forth some of us decided to watch our "jap" tv's and play our "jap" games. You'll notice how I use that authentic American language, let's throw a few niggers in there as well.

All of this can be combined into three letters to you; WTF

Is it just me? Did anyone else who may have happened to read that initial comment take it seriously? If so, are you able to get dressed all by yourself? Are you having this read to you right now by someone who knows how to separate all the funny little letters from the funny little spaces and form words with them using their mouth?

Seriously, what the fuck kind of world do we live in when someone THIS FUCKING THICK and severely mentally RETARDED is allowed access to the Internet, and to the electrical appliances needed to access it?

Fucking shit.
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