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HOLY SHIT. Today when me and 5 other friends were walking from school, we saw this guy in a red car holding a gun. Being the immature dumbasses we are, we ran. 1 behind a tree, 2 shouting "HOLY SHIT THAT GUY HAS A GUN!", 1 running in the street and me asking that guy if that gun was real. He said "No". I didn't believe him. So we calmed down and kept walking home with that guy in the car following us. All of my friends were still panicking. So we went the long way to our houses. This is where the funniest shit ever happens. We see a box in someone's driveway. I yell "Oh man! Their's a gun in that box!" Then when we got closer, we saw the world "Massive" on the side of the box. Charles says "Massive condom?". We come closer to the small box laughing, only to find that was'nt JUST a box. It was a porno cover to a movie. The movie was called "Massive Dick Sucking #4". The cover had a black girl sucking a huge cock. We could not stop laughing for 12 minutes. Picture one idiot holding the box reading it, while the other 4 are staring at it. Cars are passing by looking at us...The out of no where some boy comes running and steals it from us. Just snatches it and runs. This was the greatest school day ever...
After waking up last night 4:00AM, I have decided to give up sleep. For as long as I can. Sleep is a waste of your time. 1/3 of your life is wasted by sleeping, so if I use that 1/3 to use my creative skills, I should have written 25 dictionarys and 2 encyclopedias by then.
Dawn of the Dead pwns.
My cough won't go away...I think I'm dying. I could be. I haven't stopped coughing for 3 months, right after I had my "high" fever. I'm so dying...
HOLY SHIT. Today when me and 5 other friends were walking from school, we saw this guy in a red car holding a gun. Being the immature dumbasses we are, we ran. 1 behind a tree, 2 shouting "HOLY SHIT THAT GUY HAS A GUN!", 1 running in the street and me asking that guy if that gun was real. He said "No". I didn't believe him. So we calmed down and kept walking home with that guy in the car following us. All of my friends were still panicking. So we went the long way to our houses. This is where the funniest shit ever happens. We see a box in someone's driveway. I yell "Oh man! Their's a gun in that box!" Then when we got closer, we saw the world "Massive" on the side of the box. Charles says "Massive condom?". We come closer to the small box laughing, only to find that was'nt JUST a box. It was a porno cover to a movie. The movie was called "Massive Dick Sucking #4". The cover had a black girl sucking a huge cock. We could not stop laughing for 12 minutes. Picture one idiot holding the box reading it, while the other 4 are staring at it. Cars are passing by looking at us...The out of no where some boy comes running and steals it from us. Just snatches it and runs. This was the greatest school day ever...
After waking up last night 4:00AM, I have decided to give up sleep. For as long as I can. Sleep is a waste of your time. 1/3 of your life is wasted by sleeping, so if I use that 1/3 to use my creative skills, I should have written 25 dictionarys and 2 encyclopedias by then.
Dawn of the Dead pwns.
My cough won't go away...I think I'm dying. I could be. I haven't stopped coughing for 3 months, right after I had my "high" fever. I'm so dying...