shit...
so im sure i dont have the flu...but im pretty sure i have strep throat
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Common symptoms of strep throat in children and adults include:
yeah dude. it came on so suddenly. i dont have a cough sneeze or anything.
my throat hurts so even breathing fucking hurts...
on tuesday night my fever went to 101.5
them thingies in my throat are swollen...
FUCK!
weak sauce.
on a high note, i think Dan dan the douchebag man is moving out today. thank you thank you THANK YOU!
no longer will i have to smell his stinky ass cigs when i walk by his room (yeah he fuckin reeks) no longer will his drunken ass steal my alcohol....no longer will i have to hear him coughing directly next to my window EVERY time he smokes...no longer will i have to look at his wierd ass scalp....no longer will i have to hear his goddamn booming voice at 7 am on saturday and sunday because he cant fucking control his volume...no longer will he steal our internet...no longer will he steal our food....(this list could seriously double in size but ill stop)
the point is....WE ARE FUCKING FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
strep throat = FAIL
dan mcdouche moving out = WIN!
:D
"
Common symptoms of strep throat in children and adults include:
- Severe and sudden sore throat without coughing, sneezing, or other cold symptoms.
- Pain or difficulty with swallowing.
- Fever over 101 F; lower fevers may indicate a viral infection and not strep.
- Swollen lymph nodes in the neck.
- White or yellow spots or coating on the throat and tonsils.
- Bright red throat or dark red spots on the roof of the mouth at the back near the throat.
- Swollen tonsils, although this symptom may also be caused by a viral infection."
yeah dude. it came on so suddenly. i dont have a cough sneeze or anything.
my throat hurts so even breathing fucking hurts...
on tuesday night my fever went to 101.5
them thingies in my throat are swollen...
FUCK!
weak sauce.
on a high note, i think Dan dan the douchebag man is moving out today. thank you thank you THANK YOU!
no longer will i have to smell his stinky ass cigs when i walk by his room (yeah he fuckin reeks) no longer will his drunken ass steal my alcohol....no longer will i have to hear him coughing directly next to my window EVERY time he smokes...no longer will i have to look at his wierd ass scalp....no longer will i have to hear his goddamn booming voice at 7 am on saturday and sunday because he cant fucking control his volume...no longer will he steal our internet...no longer will he steal our food....(this list could seriously double in size but ill stop)
the point is....WE ARE FUCKING FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
strep throat = FAIL
dan mcdouche moving out = WIN!
:D