Hey guys I just flew in from New York

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And boy is my butt tired from sitting down for so long!!!
That was an old joke with a modern twist and I hope you appreciate it.

So I guess you should expect responses to your old posts like "Wow, this is relevant to what is happening right now in my life at the time I am posting this!!! How new and fresh!!!" I will also give you people a summary of

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[line_nutrients]

You are the fresh joke master! Welcome back.

[kingkibble]

Nutrients you have proven that you are my only friend
Let's go get a pizza

[line_nutrients]

Everyone else just left really tiny comments.

[kingkibble]

Well then they get really tiny pizzas

[line_nutrients]

Sounds reasonable enough!

[kingkibble]

The pizzas are poison

[line_nutrients]

Sounds like we're getting a raw deal, then.

[kingkibble]

What if I also give you the antidote?

[line_nutrients]

Only if it is in the form of another pizza.

[kingkibble]

But you'll already be full!

[line_nutrients]

??? I don't understand. It's pizza! You eat it until it's gone or until you are dead.

[kingkibble]

Unless you save some in the fridge for breakfast