Karen Walker!
Did you wash your face with ugly soap?
Bup, bup, bup, bup, bup... Watch your mouth, or I'll wash it out with cheap vodka.
Honey, when I agreed to drive you to the set, you didn't say it was on Staten Island! How the hell am I ever gonna get the stench of landfill and working class families out of tropical lightweight wool?
"Sometimes bad things happen to good people, and sometimes bad things happen to you."
"It's so soft"
"That's because it's made out of kittens"
Karen on a coat
"I don't think I've seen that colour in nature before"
Karen on Grace's hair
"Honey your new dump smells like cat pee"
Karen on Grace's apartment
Okay, rule number one: unless you're served in a frosted glass, never come within four feet of my lips
Oh, honey, everything I say about you behind your back is true
"It's the oldest story in the book. Boy meets girl. Boy wants girl to do dominatrix film. Girls says, "Naked?" Boy says, "Yeah." Girl says, "No way!" Boy says, "Okay how about you just wear this rubber dress and beat this old guy with a scrub brush?" Girl says, "How hard?""
"Rosario! Give the kid a hug! The school says she needs affection."
"Good Lord. I can't believe I'm at a public pool. Why doesn't somebody just pee directly on me? "
"Oh honey, I would, but ... I don't want to."
"Well, I find stretch pants offensive, but I'm too much of a lady to mention it, fat ass"
"Honey, get me a martini, and DON'T WASTE ANY SPACE WITH THOSE OLIVES!"
"Honey, I could suck the alcohol out of a deodorant stick, so your askin' the
wrong lady!"
"What are you looking at sideburns? Never seen a person with money and soap before?"
"I'm not going to Queens, there are people living in cabs down there!"
"I'm sorry, you must have mistaken me for someone else, my name is Anastasia Beaverhausen... Anastasia like the royalty. Beaverhausen like... the place where beavers live."
karen your up early .."Oh honey grow up i havent even been to bed yet"
"for God sake, put your pants on, your my lawyer, not my dentist."
"A pack of Cigs, a pregnancy scare and this could be high school."
Will: That's your captain?! That's your Limo Driver!!
Karen: Oh, drive a boat, drive a car, drive a plane, as long as I am drunk, What's the difference.
I love Karen Walker!!!
Bup, bup, bup, bup, bup... Watch your mouth, or I'll wash it out with cheap vodka.
Honey, when I agreed to drive you to the set, you didn't say it was on Staten Island! How the hell am I ever gonna get the stench of landfill and working class families out of tropical lightweight wool?
"Sometimes bad things happen to good people, and sometimes bad things happen to you."
"It's so soft"
"That's because it's made out of kittens"
Karen on a coat
"I don't think I've seen that colour in nature before"
Karen on Grace's hair
"Honey your new dump smells like cat pee"
Karen on Grace's apartment
Okay, rule number one: unless you're served in a frosted glass, never come within four feet of my lips
Oh, honey, everything I say about you behind your back is true
"It's the oldest story in the book. Boy meets girl. Boy wants girl to do dominatrix film. Girls says, "Naked?" Boy says, "Yeah." Girl says, "No way!" Boy says, "Okay how about you just wear this rubber dress and beat this old guy with a scrub brush?" Girl says, "How hard?""
"Rosario! Give the kid a hug! The school says she needs affection."
"Good Lord. I can't believe I'm at a public pool. Why doesn't somebody just pee directly on me? "
"Oh honey, I would, but ... I don't want to."
"Well, I find stretch pants offensive, but I'm too much of a lady to mention it, fat ass"
"Honey, get me a martini, and DON'T WASTE ANY SPACE WITH THOSE OLIVES!"
"Honey, I could suck the alcohol out of a deodorant stick, so your askin' the
wrong lady!"
"What are you looking at sideburns? Never seen a person with money and soap before?"
"I'm not going to Queens, there are people living in cabs down there!"
"I'm sorry, you must have mistaken me for someone else, my name is Anastasia Beaverhausen... Anastasia like the royalty. Beaverhausen like... the place where beavers live."
karen your up early .."Oh honey grow up i havent even been to bed yet"
"for God sake, put your pants on, your my lawyer, not my dentist."
"A pack of Cigs, a pregnancy scare and this could be high school."
Will: That's your captain?! That's your Limo Driver!!
Karen: Oh, drive a boat, drive a car, drive a plane, as long as I am drunk, What's the difference.
I love Karen Walker!!!