i now pronounce you
i now pronounce you
chibi!yoochun/junsu
au!rugrats, fluff ; pg ; oneshot ; malapropisms (inappropriate use of a word)
Junsu is sad and Yoochun comes to the rescue. Well, sort of.
it's in the same verse as this one. enjoy :)
He sits on the corner of the classroom, hugging his knees to his chest, lips quivering. They were mean. Just because he has a missing front tooth doesn’t give them the right to make fun of him. He knew coming to school with a missing tooth wasn’t such a good idea but his mommy made him. She said they won't notice. And they did! He's going to have a serious talk with her when he gets home. “Squishy Junsu!” he looks up to see Yoochun skipping towards him with a smile on his face. “What’s wrong?”
Junsu shakes his head, burying his head on his knees, not really wanting to talk about it.
“Changmean telled me. Siwon was bullying you because he thinks your missing tooth is funny.”
He’s pretty sure Yoochun doesn’t need to know that. Junsu decides that Changmin is not only annoying, but a tattletale as well. He sniffles, wiping his tears harshly with the back of his hand. As much as he wanted to tell Yoochun that he’s fine and used to Changmin making him feel bad, he couldn’t. Not because he couldn’t talk but he forgot his notepad in his bag which is all the way across the room. The little boy bites his lip in frustration.
“Squishy,” Yoochun pokes him, determined to make Junsu give him his undivided attention. “Don’t be sad, squishy. Don’t listen to Siwon. He’s got a big mouth that’s why he says mean things. I’ll tell Changmean to eat him for you!” He hates it when Siwon, or anyone for that matter, makes fun of Junsu. Sure, Junsu may be funny at times but his toothless smile looks cute in his opinion.
Junsu gasps. If Changmin eats Siwon, the teacher will find out and tell him off. Being the talkative human being that he is, he’ll tell the teacher that Yoochun made him do it then Yoochun would be in trouble! No. He does not like that at all. Shaking his head, he looks at his friend with widened eyes who blinks then jerks as if realizing something important.
“Oh, I gots to do that too?” The confused boy nods to himself and proceeds to open his eyes really wide. “Like this?” He looks at Junsu who's gaping at him in shock.
The two boys stare at each other with their widened eyes as if having a staring contest. Yoochun’s eyes, though, are starting to tear up. “Squishy, it hurts-aaah!”
A loud scream echoes throughout the classroom and chaos almost ensues. Changmin finds himself being hit by Junsu in the head over and over while the teacher tends to the wailing Yoochun.
Changmin, the little rascal, had just poked Yoochun in the eyes.
“Don’t hit me! Junthu!” said boy grabs a fistful of Changmin’s hair and tugs on it hard then starts running around with a screaming Changmin in tow, begging him to let go of his locks.
He isn’t usually violent but he hurt Yoochun and no one hurts Yoochun.
Knowing that Junsu isn’t going to let go anytime soon, he ignores the pain on his scalp and reaches out to grab Junsu’s shirt, pulling him a big close before pushing him away. Junsu falls down the floor with a thud as Changmin scrambles away with his itchy and still painful scalp before Yoochun could get his hands on him for his much deserved revenge.
“Shim Changmean I’m going to eat you!” the once wailing Yoochun threatens, pointing an accusing finger at Changmin who had successfully hidden himself under the teacher’s table. The latter could only watch in both horror and amusement.
“Changmean hurted you, squishy. I promise I will eat him and turn him into poop.” says Yoochun once safe and sound beside Junsu. He saw the whole interaction between his friend and the little monster and had dashed to his friend’s side like a knight in shining armor saving his damsel in distress. He helps Junsu get up.
Junsu stares at his bloodshot eyes. He hurted you too, he wanted to say but instead, pulls the boy in a warm hug.
“You’re still sad,” he hears Yoochun say. He shivers a bit because he could feel Yoochun’s breath on his ear. “Me knows how to make you happy. Uhm, my mommy telled me that this makes people happy.” Yoochun pulls away from the hug, not noticing the whimpering Junsu, and calls Changmin who reluctantly approaches them, afraid that there will be another hair pulling moment. “You will be the beast and you are not going to say no. You stand in front of us."
Out of fear, Changmin nods and complies without protest.
"Good. Now Squishy, gimme your hand." Although utterly confused, Junsu puts his hand on top of Yoochun's. Both boys stand side by side with Changmin blinking at them. All three are not aware of the numerous pairs of eyes focused on them. Yoochun laces their fingers and looks at Changmin. "You are going to ask me, do you, and when I say I do, you are going to ask Squishy the same thing." he pauses then looks at Junsu for a brief moment. "You have to say I do, okay?" Junsu blinks at him and he jumps a bit. "Oh no, I forgot."
Letting go of Junsu's hand for a while, he rushes to his bag and pulls out a paper and a pencil, scribbling I do then runs back to his friend. "You are going to show the beast, this one, okay?" This time, Junsu nods. "Mkay, now Changmean, after that you are going to say I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride."
Honestly, if he could complain, Changmin would tell Yoochun that his head is starting to ache from the instructions and memorizing words that he has never heard before. But he's going to try hard because Yoochun is scary sometimes.
Their teacher giggles silently, taking out her phone, wanting to record the whole thing. Her co-teachers would be envy her for having such adorable students. Yoochun tells Changmin they're ready and he starts. "Yoochun hyung, do you?"
Yoochun grins, nodding frantically. "I do."
"Junthu, do you?" Junsu, not knowing what he's saying I do for, nods and raises the paper Yoochun gave him.
I do.
"I now he, she, it, they, we, her, mine, my hi--"
"Changmean!" Yoochun hisses. "That's not what I telled you!"
"But hyung! You telled me I now pronounth..."
The teacher clears her throat and decides that maybe it would be nice to help before Yoochun goes Bruce Lee on the poor kid. "Pronounce, Changmin, not pronouns. Just say it, hmm?"
With a pout, Changmin nods. "I now pronounth you huthband and wife. You may now kith the bride."
Yoochun places both his hands on Junsu's shoulder, turning him around so that they are face to face. "Kiss me, Squishy." Junsu's eyes are the size of saucers. Why does he have to kiss his friend? Clearly, he does not know what Yoochun's making him do. The reason he hasn't run off yet is because he thinks he likes it. If he doesn't feel like running away then that means that he likes it, right?
Hesitantly, he leans in, meeting Yoochun's puckered lips giving him an innocent peck.
"Did that make you happy, wifey?"
Junsu nods. Not because that's what Yoochun wants as a response, but because whatever it was that happened made him genuinely happy. Wifey? Whatever it meant, he likes it. He likes the sound of it.
"'Grats Yoochun," The pair looks up at Siwon, smiling at them. The newcomer then directs his smile at Junsu. "'Grats, no toothy patootie."
Yoochun tackles Siwon on the ground, trying to yank his front teeth out with his bare hands. Junsu squeaks. And Changmin could only watch in horror.
uhm, what do you think? there's a lack of rugrats-ish words in here though :|
chibi!yoochun/junsu
au!rugrats, fluff ; pg ; oneshot ; malapropisms (inappropriate use of a word)
Junsu is sad and Yoochun comes to the rescue. Well, sort of.
it's in the same verse as this one. enjoy :)
He sits on the corner of the classroom, hugging his knees to his chest, lips quivering. They were mean. Just because he has a missing front tooth doesn’t give them the right to make fun of him. He knew coming to school with a missing tooth wasn’t such a good idea but his mommy made him. She said they won't notice. And they did! He's going to have a serious talk with her when he gets home. “Squishy Junsu!” he looks up to see Yoochun skipping towards him with a smile on his face. “What’s wrong?”
Junsu shakes his head, burying his head on his knees, not really wanting to talk about it.
“Changmean telled me. Siwon was bullying you because he thinks your missing tooth is funny.”
He’s pretty sure Yoochun doesn’t need to know that. Junsu decides that Changmin is not only annoying, but a tattletale as well. He sniffles, wiping his tears harshly with the back of his hand. As much as he wanted to tell Yoochun that he’s fine and used to Changmin making him feel bad, he couldn’t. Not because he couldn’t talk but he forgot his notepad in his bag which is all the way across the room. The little boy bites his lip in frustration.
“Squishy,” Yoochun pokes him, determined to make Junsu give him his undivided attention. “Don’t be sad, squishy. Don’t listen to Siwon. He’s got a big mouth that’s why he says mean things. I’ll tell Changmean to eat him for you!” He hates it when Siwon, or anyone for that matter, makes fun of Junsu. Sure, Junsu may be funny at times but his toothless smile looks cute in his opinion.
Junsu gasps. If Changmin eats Siwon, the teacher will find out and tell him off. Being the talkative human being that he is, he’ll tell the teacher that Yoochun made him do it then Yoochun would be in trouble! No. He does not like that at all. Shaking his head, he looks at his friend with widened eyes who blinks then jerks as if realizing something important.
“Oh, I gots to do that too?” The confused boy nods to himself and proceeds to open his eyes really wide. “Like this?” He looks at Junsu who's gaping at him in shock.
The two boys stare at each other with their widened eyes as if having a staring contest. Yoochun’s eyes, though, are starting to tear up. “Squishy, it hurts-aaah!”
A loud scream echoes throughout the classroom and chaos almost ensues. Changmin finds himself being hit by Junsu in the head over and over while the teacher tends to the wailing Yoochun.
Changmin, the little rascal, had just poked Yoochun in the eyes.
“Don’t hit me! Junthu!” said boy grabs a fistful of Changmin’s hair and tugs on it hard then starts running around with a screaming Changmin in tow, begging him to let go of his locks.
He isn’t usually violent but he hurt Yoochun and no one hurts Yoochun.
Knowing that Junsu isn’t going to let go anytime soon, he ignores the pain on his scalp and reaches out to grab Junsu’s shirt, pulling him a big close before pushing him away. Junsu falls down the floor with a thud as Changmin scrambles away with his itchy and still painful scalp before Yoochun could get his hands on him for his much deserved revenge.
“Shim Changmean I’m going to eat you!” the once wailing Yoochun threatens, pointing an accusing finger at Changmin who had successfully hidden himself under the teacher’s table. The latter could only watch in both horror and amusement.
“Changmean hurted you, squishy. I promise I will eat him and turn him into poop.” says Yoochun once safe and sound beside Junsu. He saw the whole interaction between his friend and the little monster and had dashed to his friend’s side like a knight in shining armor saving his damsel in distress. He helps Junsu get up.
Junsu stares at his bloodshot eyes. He hurted you too, he wanted to say but instead, pulls the boy in a warm hug.
“You’re still sad,” he hears Yoochun say. He shivers a bit because he could feel Yoochun’s breath on his ear. “Me knows how to make you happy. Uhm, my mommy telled me that this makes people happy.” Yoochun pulls away from the hug, not noticing the whimpering Junsu, and calls Changmin who reluctantly approaches them, afraid that there will be another hair pulling moment. “You will be the beast and you are not going to say no. You stand in front of us."
Out of fear, Changmin nods and complies without protest.
"Good. Now Squishy, gimme your hand." Although utterly confused, Junsu puts his hand on top of Yoochun's. Both boys stand side by side with Changmin blinking at them. All three are not aware of the numerous pairs of eyes focused on them. Yoochun laces their fingers and looks at Changmin. "You are going to ask me, do you, and when I say I do, you are going to ask Squishy the same thing." he pauses then looks at Junsu for a brief moment. "You have to say I do, okay?" Junsu blinks at him and he jumps a bit. "Oh no, I forgot."
Letting go of Junsu's hand for a while, he rushes to his bag and pulls out a paper and a pencil, scribbling I do then runs back to his friend. "You are going to show the beast, this one, okay?" This time, Junsu nods. "Mkay, now Changmean, after that you are going to say I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride."
Honestly, if he could complain, Changmin would tell Yoochun that his head is starting to ache from the instructions and memorizing words that he has never heard before. But he's going to try hard because Yoochun is scary sometimes.
Their teacher giggles silently, taking out her phone, wanting to record the whole thing. Her co-teachers would be envy her for having such adorable students. Yoochun tells Changmin they're ready and he starts. "Yoochun hyung, do you?"
Yoochun grins, nodding frantically. "I do."
"Junthu, do you?" Junsu, not knowing what he's saying I do for, nods and raises the paper Yoochun gave him.
I do.
"I now he, she, it, they, we, her, mine, my hi--"
"Changmean!" Yoochun hisses. "That's not what I telled you!"
"But hyung! You telled me I now pronounth..."
The teacher clears her throat and decides that maybe it would be nice to help before Yoochun goes Bruce Lee on the poor kid. "Pronounce, Changmin, not pronouns. Just say it, hmm?"
With a pout, Changmin nods. "I now pronounth you huthband and wife. You may now kith the bride."
Yoochun places both his hands on Junsu's shoulder, turning him around so that they are face to face. "Kiss me, Squishy." Junsu's eyes are the size of saucers. Why does he have to kiss his friend? Clearly, he does not know what Yoochun's making him do. The reason he hasn't run off yet is because he thinks he likes it. If he doesn't feel like running away then that means that he likes it, right?
Hesitantly, he leans in, meeting Yoochun's puckered lips giving him an innocent peck.
"Did that make you happy, wifey?"
Junsu nods. Not because that's what Yoochun wants as a response, but because whatever it was that happened made him genuinely happy. Wifey? Whatever it meant, he likes it. He likes the sound of it.
"'Grats Yoochun," The pair looks up at Siwon, smiling at them. The newcomer then directs his smile at Junsu. "'Grats, no toothy patootie."
Yoochun tackles Siwon on the ground, trying to yank his front teeth out with his bare hands. Junsu squeaks. And Changmin could only watch in horror.
uhm, what do you think? there's a lack of rugrats-ish words in here though :|