[Meme Crap] Truth and Lies
Sure, why not - It's Tuesday and the office is on Auto Pilot (mixed this up a little as my truths and lies aren't necessarily ones that have been said by other people. Perhaps this is more about misconceptions and truths).
List Ten Truths and Ten Lies About Yourself
10 Truths of Me
01. I'm not a nice person, but I am a good person
02. Sometimes I wish I could be that hedonistic guy with few limitations (yes, I know, you're choking on that one... stop it...)
03. I actively work on being a nice person but y'all don't make it very easy with your living and breathing etc
04. I believe in God sometimes and sometimes I even believe in Jesus (he's a sneaky little bitch like that)
05. When a group of young people are walking towards me on the street I usually formulate a plan of attack should they try to jump me or make comments of a derogatory nature
06. I am not prejudiced but I am a little bit racist...
07. I like sushi more than I like most people
08. I'm an iPhone user and sometimes it really bugs me that it's difficult for me to keep my phone in my pocket at dinner, work, during meetings, during conversations, after sex, etc
09. I'm an ass eater and I've had my shots
10. It's a daily battle for me to not give into overly caring about what people think of me and just being myself and letting life progress as it will
10 Lies of Me
01. I despise order and symmetry
02. I have guys hitting on me all the time
03. I'm a top
04. I'm a bottom
05. I like my smile
06. I'm not at all kinky
07. I think grown men are silly to devote so much of their time to childish pursuits like video games, toy collecting, movies for young girls, theme parks, etc
08. I've given up on my website completely
09. I loved 2008
10. I'm not ready to get serious with a guy
Post yours in your journal!
List Ten Truths and Ten Lies About Yourself
10 Truths of Me
01. I'm not a nice person, but I am a good person
02. Sometimes I wish I could be that hedonistic guy with few limitations (yes, I know, you're choking on that one... stop it...)
03. I actively work on being a nice person but y'all don't make it very easy with your living and breathing etc
04. I believe in God sometimes and sometimes I even believe in Jesus (he's a sneaky little bitch like that)
05. When a group of young people are walking towards me on the street I usually formulate a plan of attack should they try to jump me or make comments of a derogatory nature
06. I am not prejudiced but I am a little bit racist...
07. I like sushi more than I like most people
08. I'm an iPhone user and sometimes it really bugs me that it's difficult for me to keep my phone in my pocket at dinner, work, during meetings, during conversations, after sex, etc
09. I'm an ass eater and I've had my shots
10. It's a daily battle for me to not give into overly caring about what people think of me and just being myself and letting life progress as it will
10 Lies of Me
01. I despise order and symmetry
02. I have guys hitting on me all the time
03. I'm a top
04. I'm a bottom
05. I like my smile
06. I'm not at all kinky
07. I think grown men are silly to devote so much of their time to childish pursuits like video games, toy collecting, movies for young girls, theme parks, etc
08. I've given up on my website completely
09. I loved 2008
10. I'm not ready to get serious with a guy
Post yours in your journal!