Zack Galifianakis Stole My Act
Ok, if I was gonna be a comic I'd point out simple yet compelling minutia that is both beautiful and awesome and funny. I'd also do random and insanely funny shit throughout my bit. I would also completely break down the walls of acceptable real behavior by talking shit to my audience and sky diving into that golden field of blissful awesomeness that is owning someone openly for the entertainment of others.
Yup, I'd do that... but I can't... cuz that woofy fuckin' str8 guy already went and done did it... And extra points for making up words like "facting" (fake acting)... Dems that knows, knows I can coin a term or phrase a'plenty too (remember when I made up "cool"?)...
I just watched his comedy special on Netflix while I was working. He's funny...
For folks that wanted an R4 for rock bottom discount prices (or $5 cheaper) you can now use my code all you want (up until the 15th). EKQHV8
Tonight I'm gonna go have Thai food with some friends. We're then gonna head out to see Kathy Griffin. This is my first time seeing the little minx so I'm pretty excited to see her toss down the poop on all things celebridumb.
You may have noticed I'm somewhat in a better mood today. I'm going to tell you why I am and in doing so you'll know me better than you did before because you'll know how lame I am. Lame in that I pull life lessons from TV shows... Lame that I found some sunshine in Ugly Betty last night. Lame that I think I've found something to really get back into that makes me very happy and helps me out on different levels. What is that? (I hear someone in the back row saying "Is it cock? Is it cock? It's cock right?" *I think that must be
e_ticket*) It's not cock. And it's not voodoo
rugbybearpa/
sluggobear. I mean, cock does inspire me and I am all about it... And voodoo too really... But... Ok, where was I? Oh yeah - the new thing I'm focusing on. That would be... wait for it...
Volleyball.
Yeah, boring... Yer let down... I can tell. It's ok - I don't mind. See, I used to play about 4 times a week. And I loved it. I felt good playing because 1) I was good at it and 2) it made me really happy and energetic and all that good shit. And then i got a job and I stopped playing and got fat. But now, I'm playing again (once a week when I'm able). I'm hitting pretty well and gaining ground. My left arm is still pretty weak (from an injury a few years back) but I'm hitting pretty good with my right.
jcubmn came out and played when he was here and mostly due to his gentle nudging I'm gonna try playing in the gym next week (instead of my norm grass games) with the big kids. I'm pretty damn excited.
And in other news... here's a picture...
Yup, I'd do that... but I can't... cuz that woofy fuckin' str8 guy already went and done did it... And extra points for making up words like "facting" (fake acting)... Dems that knows, knows I can coin a term or phrase a'plenty too (remember when I made up "cool"?)...
I just watched his comedy special on Netflix while I was working. He's funny...
For folks that wanted an R4 for rock bottom discount prices (or $5 cheaper) you can now use my code all you want (up until the 15th). EKQHV8
Tonight I'm gonna go have Thai food with some friends. We're then gonna head out to see Kathy Griffin. This is my first time seeing the little minx so I'm pretty excited to see her toss down the poop on all things celebridumb.
You may have noticed I'm somewhat in a better mood today. I'm going to tell you why I am and in doing so you'll know me better than you did before because you'll know how lame I am. Lame in that I pull life lessons from TV shows... Lame that I found some sunshine in Ugly Betty last night. Lame that I think I've found something to really get back into that makes me very happy and helps me out on different levels. What is that? (I hear someone in the back row saying "Is it cock? Is it cock? It's cock right?" *I think that must be
e_ticket*) It's not cock. And it's not voodoo
rugbybearpa/
sluggobear. I mean, cock does inspire me and I am all about it... And voodoo too really... But... Ok, where was I? Oh yeah - the new thing I'm focusing on. That would be... wait for it...
Volleyball.
Yeah, boring... Yer let down... I can tell. It's ok - I don't mind. See, I used to play about 4 times a week. And I loved it. I felt good playing because 1) I was good at it and 2) it made me really happy and energetic and all that good shit. And then i got a job and I stopped playing and got fat. But now, I'm playing again (once a week when I'm able). I'm hitting pretty well and gaining ground. My left arm is still pretty weak (from an injury a few years back) but I'm hitting pretty good with my right.
jcubmn came out and played when he was here and mostly due to his gentle nudging I'm gonna try playing in the gym next week (instead of my norm grass games) with the big kids. I'm pretty damn excited.
And in other news... here's a picture...