The Descent
Lessons Learned from Watching The Descent
- Never do anything in Appalachia
- Never go in a cave - ever
- If you go in a cave, don't leave the guide book behind
- If you're in a cave - don't run blindly
- If you're in a cave - don't get hurt
- If you sleep with your best friend's husband - do it on the d/l
- Don't sleep with your best friend's husband
- Always pay attention while driving
- When in a blood rage, always take a time out to avoid spiking your friend in the neck
- Always tell the truth (even when it means saying you accidently killed your friend)
- Did I say never go into a cave in the Appolacian mountains?
- Oh yes, the last lesson - Bitches are fucking crazy!