Dec 02, 2008 23:58
But Kyoya, we haven't even played any games yet! And we--we can't leave a fair before we ride the commoner rides! Haruhi-- Haruhi wants to see them too, don't you--
[And then only the sound of the wind rushing by can be heard.]
...
......Aa.
K...Kyoya? Hikaru, Kaoru...Hunny-senpai, Mori-senpai...? [A short pause] ... ... ...HARUHI!?
[Sounds of frantic searching (and the occasional whine or whimper) can be heard, followed by a crunch! that sounds like the PDA being stepped on]
Ah--? What is this? Cheaper and clunkier than even a bargain-bin mobile phone...what could this be? And where...--
[There's a small 'hm,' followed by a moment of quiet]
This ruined scene, the rubble and destruction, the distinct aroma of death and rot in the air...it must be-- Yes! This is very nearly a survival horror nightmare! The very height of commonality, worse even than the slums of Haruhi's own neighborhood, akin only to the desolation seen in information commercials devoted to third-world countries! This is it-- this is the stuff one only dreams of! A true pauper's palace!
But how did I get here? Could it be that I was spirited away by an evil demon--? [a gasp] One bent on separating me from my one and only, my darling daughter?! No, back, evil succubus! You shall not have her! HARUHI! I'LL SAVE YOU!
[A few running footsteps can be heard, and then the device clicks off]
haaaaaaaaaalp!!,
oh god oh god oh god,
o-o-o-ohmygod,
haruhi,
hey must be haruhi's street,
kyoya,
wait wat,
brb destroying demons,
this is not an amusement park!!,
anyone?!,
commoners fuck yeah!