Raped by Oscar

Jul 21, 2006 19:51

Dakota Fanning getting raped in her next movie is wrong. That is all there is to it. Her mother and her agent should both be fired from their respective positions as both are inept. They have openly admitted that they are doing this to turn Hounddog into an Oscar vehicle for Dakota. In essence, they are trying to get Dakota her first Oscar (because ( Read more... )

oscars, movies, jodie foster, natalie portman, dakota fanning

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penny_serenade July 24 2006, 22:12:58 UTC
"If the Academy cannot handle two grown men in a pup tent creating pup tents in their pants..." OMG...funniest line ever. And true, except for the part where the Academy is full of hypocrits. Which is why I ignore them. Join my quest to ignore the Academy! They are useless! They are idiots! They are boring!

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kingeck July 25 2006, 00:13:20 UTC
I wish I could. Marcia and I are on this quest to assassinate Gil Cates (the producer), but we haven't found the means yet.

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Gil Cates penny_serenade July 26 2006, 04:05:04 UTC
I think the best way would be for one of us to get nominated for an Oscar. He'll probably be at the Oscar nominee luncheon, and we could get him there. Any other thoughts?

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No More Gil Cates!!!! penny_serenade July 26 2006, 09:21:22 UTC
Big News!!!!! Gil Cates isn't producing the Oscars this year!! Laura Ziskin is producing them. She produced the year "A Beautiful Mind" won. It was the longest Oscars, so maybe we shouldn't be that excited, but anything is better than Gil Cates. Yay!

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Re: No More Gil Cates!!!! kingeck July 26 2006, 12:55:13 UTC
WOW. That's great news! No more nominees from the aisles (hopefully). No more music playing underneath the winners' speeches (that was atrocious).

But can we torch Gil's house anyway?

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