The Lindsay Lohan Connection
#16. Demi Moore, 43
You can hate Ashton Kutcher for a lot of things, among them simply breathing, but you got a give a man props where props are due. The fact that he was able to snag a woman who was a box office queen while he was still in middle school is rather impressive, not to mention that that woman happened to be hotter than all three of the younger, angelic co-stars in her comeback movie. Sure, the family circus between Ashton, Demi, Tallulah, Scout, Rumer, and Bruce is odd to say the least, but who are we to judge what goes on behind closed doors.
Demi Moore is our favorite cross-eyed, eye-patch-wearing tetragenarian '90s comeback star that once shaved her head ever. Of course, in sixteen years after Natalie Portman loses her eye in a Kill Bill, Vol. 2-type scenario and subsequently goes into a downward spiral but inspirationally comes back out of it, Demi will no longer be able to enjoy that title. So soak up all the glory while you can, Demi Moore. There are pretty, young things out there waiting to nab your title.
As for the title of this post, Demi Moore is also starring in the film directed by her one-time fiancé (has she freakin' dated everyone in Hollywood), Emilio Estevez. That's right, she'll be costarring in Bobby alongside Lindsay Lohan and Helen Hunt (who if you remember correctly shares a birthday with Courtney Cox). And of course, Lindsay is not only a real-life whore, but also a Hollywood whore, so she is Demi's connection to Lindsay's The Parent Trap costar, Natasha Richardson, and Jodie Foster, whose role Lindsay reprised in Freaky Friday. It turns out that Lindsay Lohan is actually a lot like her on-screen nemesis, Regina George. At some point or another, everyone in Hollywood will be personally victimized by her.
And as long as we're making connections based on victimization, Demi Moore was originally slated to star in While You Were Sleeping before Sandra Bullock pulled out her extremely sharp teeth and threatened to cut Demi Moore if she did not relinquish the part.
You can hate Ashton Kutcher for a lot of things, among them simply breathing, but you got a give a man props where props are due. The fact that he was able to snag a woman who was a box office queen while he was still in middle school is rather impressive, not to mention that that woman happened to be hotter than all three of the younger, angelic co-stars in her comeback movie. Sure, the family circus between Ashton, Demi, Tallulah, Scout, Rumer, and Bruce is odd to say the least, but who are we to judge what goes on behind closed doors.
Demi Moore is our favorite cross-eyed, eye-patch-wearing tetragenarian '90s comeback star that once shaved her head ever. Of course, in sixteen years after Natalie Portman loses her eye in a Kill Bill, Vol. 2-type scenario and subsequently goes into a downward spiral but inspirationally comes back out of it, Demi will no longer be able to enjoy that title. So soak up all the glory while you can, Demi Moore. There are pretty, young things out there waiting to nab your title.
As for the title of this post, Demi Moore is also starring in the film directed by her one-time fiancé (has she freakin' dated everyone in Hollywood), Emilio Estevez. That's right, she'll be costarring in Bobby alongside Lindsay Lohan and Helen Hunt (who if you remember correctly shares a birthday with Courtney Cox). And of course, Lindsay is not only a real-life whore, but also a Hollywood whore, so she is Demi's connection to Lindsay's The Parent Trap costar, Natasha Richardson, and Jodie Foster, whose role Lindsay reprised in Freaky Friday. It turns out that Lindsay Lohan is actually a lot like her on-screen nemesis, Regina George. At some point or another, everyone in Hollywood will be personally victimized by her.
And as long as we're making connections based on victimization, Demi Moore was originally slated to star in While You Were Sleeping before Sandra Bullock pulled out her extremely sharp teeth and threatened to cut Demi Moore if she did not relinquish the part.