Half Way There
..oh oh, living on a prayer. And praying is exactly what all you Lenten Catholics should be doing. ALL THE TIME. Because God is not just some entity that deserves thought once a day before bed. He needs your devotion while you eat, while you read, while you do that crossword in the back of class. So you better be thinking of Him while you read this post.
#20. Sela Ward, 49
Her name means Hallelujah (don't ask us how, it just does), so now you have even more of a reason to think about God. And while you think about Him, also think about the Bible Belt which is where Sela is from. The quiet little town of Meridian, Mississippi. What is it with all these Southern babes? As an example of our general ignorance, we didn't even know she was Bible thumper until we started researching for this countdown. We always thought she resembled an older, more mature, far prettier version of Catherine Zeta-Jones-Douglas from Welsh country with perhaps a hint of exotic beauty pageant winner who can actually answer the last question of ethics without coming off as a complete flake. She's exotic! Her name is Sela! But once and again, we were wrong. Her father may be named Granberry, but her cheerleading and sorority girl roots prove she's as American as apple pie. She should get together with Vanna White and mosey on over to Courtney Cox's columned plantation house (which only looks large from the front since its not very deep) to enjoy some of her famous mint juleps. And then the three of them can discuss the economic implications of Eli Whitney. Sela will start the debate, Courtney will rebut, and Vanna will just clap (she's blonde).
#20. Sela Ward, 49
Her name means Hallelujah (don't ask us how, it just does), so now you have even more of a reason to think about God. And while you think about Him, also think about the Bible Belt which is where Sela is from. The quiet little town of Meridian, Mississippi. What is it with all these Southern babes? As an example of our general ignorance, we didn't even know she was Bible thumper until we started researching for this countdown. We always thought she resembled an older, more mature, far prettier version of Catherine Zeta-Jones-Douglas from Welsh country with perhaps a hint of exotic beauty pageant winner who can actually answer the last question of ethics without coming off as a complete flake. She's exotic! Her name is Sela! But once and again, we were wrong. Her father may be named Granberry, but her cheerleading and sorority girl roots prove she's as American as apple pie. She should get together with Vanna White and mosey on over to Courtney Cox's columned plantation house (which only looks large from the front since its not very deep) to enjoy some of her famous mint juleps. And then the three of them can discuss the economic implications of Eli Whitney. Sela will start the debate, Courtney will rebut, and Vanna will just clap (she's blonde).