#22. Susan Lucci, 49
We like to think we're better than the Daytime Emmy's (who isn't, really) since we're giving her a spot on the list the first time around and not nineteen years later. At age 49, she's suffering from the
Morgan Fairchild effect, but not as badly. You can tell she's over 40, but damn does she look good. She has everything we want in a woman -- a rockin' body, messy hair, perky boobs, fake tan, you name it. She can totally have all our children (well, biologically not anymore, but you get the joke).