Happy Ash Wednesday
It's that time of the year again where all our Catholic friends (and we do have a lot of them!) are giving up some of their most precious desires. For the next 40 days and 40 nights (or 47 as we were corrected last night), you will be living without that which you felt was absolutely necessary, but we sincerely hope you did not give up the internets. Why? Because we are couting down the hottest 40 over 40 for the next 40 days. Yes, yes, we know VH1 did this just last month, but we felt they made some egregious errors and who really cares about VH1 anyway? Besides, we have been talking about this list since September...
I suppose we can start with five runners-up, in no particular order:
That last one is what makes us the saddest. We try very hard not to confuse talent for hotness and it breaks our hearts not to be able to use this picture. There is so much talent in that picture, I think Hollywood could implode upon itself.
Anyhow...#40. Angela Bassett, 47
She may not have made the best career moves, but that doesn't mean we've forgotten about her. Especially, since we love the Spelling Bee and she just made a movie about the spelling bee. In any case, Stella may have gotten her groove back, but Angela Bassett never lost it to begin with.
I suppose we can start with five runners-up, in no particular order:
- Sharon "I cried after uncrossing my legs 14 years ago, but I'll have hardcore sex on camera now" Stone, 47
- Rebecca "Your hand can rock my cradle anyday" De Mornay, 43
- Marcia "Gay" Harden, 46
- Brooke "Nothing comes between me and my post-partum meds" Shields, 40
- Felicity "I'm only one of two housewives that can actually act" Huffman, 43
That last one is what makes us the saddest. We try very hard not to confuse talent for hotness and it breaks our hearts not to be able to use this picture. There is so much talent in that picture, I think Hollywood could implode upon itself.
Anyhow...#40. Angela Bassett, 47
She may not have made the best career moves, but that doesn't mean we've forgotten about her. Especially, since we love the Spelling Bee and she just made a movie about the spelling bee. In any case, Stella may have gotten her groove back, but Angela Bassett never lost it to begin with.