Dec 14, 2004 21:33
THOUGHTS AT CHRISTMAS TIME
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male
and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male
reindeerdrop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November
tomid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after theygive
birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's
reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be
a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a
fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and
not get
lost.
Merry Christmas ;-)