Mail-Order Emo
A new sporker on the block! ... to this community, not to mocking in general.
What would you do if you were feminine/emo looking and really damn smart? Work at a strip club, of course!
Title: Oblivion's Club for Young Gentlemen
Author: MisterCreamPie
Rating: Forget Ansem, this scares ME.
Full Name (including any titles): The Organization. ... well it WAS the Organization.
Full Species(es): Nobody strippers. It's a species, look it up. See? Messedus Upus.
Hair Color (include adjectives): Canon
Eye Color (include adjectives): Canon
Unusual Markings/Colorations/Physical Features: The ability to produce children without a va-jay-jay. .... wait, what?
Special Possessions (if any): Their dignity. HA! Just kidding!
Origin: Some scary mind.
Connections To Canon Characters: The names.
Special Abilities: To dress like French prostitutes while completely shwasted and to get pregnant.
Other Annoying Traits: Zexion's in a maid outfit and Cloud works a for a pimp, does that count? ... no? Oh.
I Say/Notes: It's flawless grammar and spelling-wise. Contentwise is a different story. We got Axel on a pole, Xemnas running a strip club, Zexion in a maid dress and women's underwear, Cloud is working for a pimp Demyx gives Xigbar a lapdance, and everyone is screwing in the back rooms. Trust me, it sounds a lot better when I say it. Zexion becomes a mail order bride, marries Lexaeus, and gets knocked up. .... Tada!
If you do look it up, be warned there is one lemon bit.
Sample:
Zexion's eyes widened and he let out a loud scream. "Saix! Help me! Rapist, molester! Help!" he yelled.
Demyx smiled from his client's lap. "I like working," he grinned. His usual client was a well built man with a lot of scars and an eye patch. He looked old but was really only in his thirties. (Demyx had asked) He seemed to be very fond of Demyx. They always hung around each other like good friends and you can see the jealousy in Xigbar's eyes when a costumer requested Demyx.
The blonde man struggled weakly, "M-My name is C-Cloud Strife!" he gasped. "I-I am working u-under a client wh-who wishes to b-buy Zexion," he nearly whimpered.
"Mail order bride? Yes! If it means I can help you and the others I'll do it!" Zexion yelled.
Zexion clenched his fists, "I'm not gonna stay here and be some kind of whore the rest of my life!" he continued. "I'm sick and tired of people thinking I'm some kind of cheap...dolled up sex toy!"
He was able to see up the small opening of Zexion's shorts where a pair of pink girl's panties complete with strawberry decor were in view.
What would you do if you were feminine/emo looking and really damn smart? Work at a strip club, of course!
Title: Oblivion's Club for Young Gentlemen
Author: MisterCreamPie
Rating: Forget Ansem, this scares ME.
Full Name (including any titles): The Organization. ... well it WAS the Organization.
Full Species(es): Nobody strippers. It's a species, look it up. See? Messedus Upus.
Hair Color (include adjectives): Canon
Eye Color (include adjectives): Canon
Unusual Markings/Colorations/Physical Features: The ability to produce children without a va-jay-jay. .... wait, what?
Special Possessions (if any): Their dignity. HA! Just kidding!
Origin: Some scary mind.
Connections To Canon Characters: The names.
Special Abilities: To dress like French prostitutes while completely shwasted and to get pregnant.
Other Annoying Traits: Zexion's in a maid outfit and Cloud works a for a pimp, does that count? ... no? Oh.
I Say/Notes: It's flawless grammar and spelling-wise. Contentwise is a different story. We got Axel on a pole, Xemnas running a strip club, Zexion in a maid dress and women's underwear, Cloud is working for a pimp Demyx gives Xigbar a lapdance, and everyone is screwing in the back rooms. Trust me, it sounds a lot better when I say it. Zexion becomes a mail order bride, marries Lexaeus, and gets knocked up. .... Tada!
If you do look it up, be warned there is one lemon bit.
Sample:
Zexion's eyes widened and he let out a loud scream. "Saix! Help me! Rapist, molester! Help!" he yelled.
Demyx smiled from his client's lap. "I like working," he grinned. His usual client was a well built man with a lot of scars and an eye patch. He looked old but was really only in his thirties. (Demyx had asked) He seemed to be very fond of Demyx. They always hung around each other like good friends and you can see the jealousy in Xigbar's eyes when a costumer requested Demyx.
The blonde man struggled weakly, "M-My name is C-Cloud Strife!" he gasped. "I-I am working u-under a client wh-who wishes to b-buy Zexion," he nearly whimpered.
"Mail order bride? Yes! If it means I can help you and the others I'll do it!" Zexion yelled.
Zexion clenched his fists, "I'm not gonna stay here and be some kind of whore the rest of my life!" he continued. "I'm sick and tired of people thinking I'm some kind of cheap...dolled up sex toy!"
He was able to see up the small opening of Zexion's shorts where a pair of pink girl's panties complete with strawberry decor were in view.