I really want to crack some skulls...UGH!
2 days ago...
...Me,Steve,and Ramiro(the knife masters)went to the mall,and finally got ourselves(I really insisted,it was good)some of that Mongolian Noodles.Finally,something other than Carls Jr.(Ugh).It was their first time trying it out(I got one before,see issue #X)and the final product shrunk on them..Gah,Im not good at telling stories..So,yeah,noodles,from Mongolia.Nice.Try some.Me and Ramiro decided to head home,cuz it was getting hazy at Steve's place(The kind of place that puts you to sleep UNLESS you lived there.)so we took the bus.It was 3 o'clock by the time we got there.
You know what that means.
It was the worst bus stuffing EVER.Kids,waves of them,where stuffed and given to the care of the bus driver that does'nt give a fuck.It was fuggin' SICK.It was a pedophile's dream-bus(Speaking of which,we saw OshenHe had a flame shirt and other nasty things.He's looked all gooey.Did we talk to him?What do you think?).I was hoping the whole thing'll be over in a matter of moments so I went with it.Ramiro yelled things.A sharp jab stuck to my back.An adolecent girl stuck her elbow to my back,trying to make space.The kids in front pushed back and she thinks Im the one pushing her.I guess she got so pissed that she started calling me names like stinky or guy with a blue shirt that smells in what sounded like ebonics.Of course,that others followed and now Im the laughing stock of the whole bus.Being usually self-concious,I almost believed it so I sniffed myself.I reiked of Gillete dammit.Every morning I showered,'the hell is her problem?She went on and on and kept saying I needed some Axe body spray(Probably watched the commercials,too much American Idol)I turned around to yell back at what I thought was a black girl.It was a little mexican girl.Probably from Toll.So after 20 minutes of headaches,hate,and the urge to push her ear on the window-busting an eardrum,I found myself being punked by a little kid(and her friends).I got myself to hate little kids.Little kids who havent even reached puberty.Have I sunk this low?
Thats what I get for taking the bus at the age of 20.
Thats what I get for not taking the early bus.
Thats what I get for staying out there.
By the time I got to my stop,she told me not to follow her.'Kinda shit is that?Why would I when I can sick the Pedo-bear on her loli-ass.Or that WRYYYYYY guy.She's probably Julios's kid sister.Her bro died and now she wants attention.Who knows.
While stepping out of the bus,I spotted a trashy looking fat girl(Probably likes DBZ)stepping out with the other kids(with a smile I bet).Try to figure that out....Yeah?Uhuh.
The End.
...Me,Steve,and Ramiro(the knife masters)went to the mall,and finally got ourselves(I really insisted,it was good)some of that Mongolian Noodles.Finally,something other than Carls Jr.(Ugh).It was their first time trying it out(I got one before,see issue #X)and the final product shrunk on them..Gah,Im not good at telling stories..So,yeah,noodles,from Mongolia.Nice.Try some.Me and Ramiro decided to head home,cuz it was getting hazy at Steve's place(The kind of place that puts you to sleep UNLESS you lived there.)so we took the bus.It was 3 o'clock by the time we got there.
You know what that means.
It was the worst bus stuffing EVER.Kids,waves of them,where stuffed and given to the care of the bus driver that does'nt give a fuck.It was fuggin' SICK.It was a pedophile's dream-bus(Speaking of which,we saw OshenHe had a flame shirt and other nasty things.He's looked all gooey.Did we talk to him?What do you think?).I was hoping the whole thing'll be over in a matter of moments so I went with it.Ramiro yelled things.A sharp jab stuck to my back.An adolecent girl stuck her elbow to my back,trying to make space.The kids in front pushed back and she thinks Im the one pushing her.I guess she got so pissed that she started calling me names like stinky or guy with a blue shirt that smells in what sounded like ebonics.Of course,that others followed and now Im the laughing stock of the whole bus.Being usually self-concious,I almost believed it so I sniffed myself.I reiked of Gillete dammit.Every morning I showered,'the hell is her problem?She went on and on and kept saying I needed some Axe body spray(Probably watched the commercials,too much American Idol)I turned around to yell back at what I thought was a black girl.It was a little mexican girl.Probably from Toll.So after 20 minutes of headaches,hate,and the urge to push her ear on the window-busting an eardrum,I found myself being punked by a little kid(and her friends).I got myself to hate little kids.Little kids who havent even reached puberty.Have I sunk this low?
Thats what I get for taking the bus at the age of 20.
Thats what I get for not taking the early bus.
Thats what I get for staying out there.
By the time I got to my stop,she told me not to follow her.'Kinda shit is that?Why would I when I can sick the Pedo-bear on her loli-ass.Or that WRYYYYYY guy.She's probably Julios's kid sister.Her bro died and now she wants attention.Who knows.
While stepping out of the bus,I spotted a trashy looking fat girl(Probably likes DBZ)stepping out with the other kids(with a smile I bet).Try to figure that out....Yeah?Uhuh.
The End.