Tainted Peanut Butter FOR THE WIN!!!!
Everyone's heard about the tainted peanut butter right? Well, the night that report came out, I was eating a jar (yes, I eat Peanut Butter straight from the jar, DON'T JUDGE ME!!!) Anyways, I was eating, and all of a sudden, the news dude is saying that some peanut butter was "tainted" (that's such an AWESOME friggin word). Then they said look at the lids. Well, I finished my spponful of goodness, then checked the lid. Sure enough 2111 was the starting numbers. I promptly finished of the jar. (I'd already eaten the mass majority, why not!) And Hey, I ain't dead or sick yet!