Friday Night Project - missing bits
some of the bits they missed in the edit are listed on
cyberamanda 's journal (I can't seem to make the direct link work but I am sure you can find it if you want to darlings)
[ EDIT: Now added here so I don't forget - Jokes about getting the Doctor in the Hub and sticking him some wood; References to the size of his cock by holding up his hand and then putting his feet on the desk (size 12 he said); When asked if he'd do any of the Joseph contestents, he actually floundered whilst trying to think of a tactful response. He gave a general answer that some were very young, and some very attractive. Think he said he woudn't say no, but can't recall for certain; They had some male audience members taking their clothes off on stage and were down to open jeans so you could see their boxers. JB was encouraging them to go further, and he liked what he saw on one of them in particular.]
Its a shame they cut the "striptease" with the audience members. The one to whom John took a shine was rather well made I thought (John watched them from the stairs and sulked when they were stopped at the point when they had undone their trousers but went over to have a better look!!! Queue naughty tongue movements from John).
The laxative story was the one we'd heard before about s**ting on stage in Opryland because the understudy wanted to get on but it was the way he told it - with actions of shit flying off stage out of his trouser legs onto the front row etc - yuckky!!)
He said the Jack/Ten/Rose kisses were friendship not sexual love. Nothing naughty was going on!!
He confirmed that he had a CD due out at Christmas
No spoilers for Torchwood - other than the clip they showed.
[EDIT: I don't think they showed the bit about him, Scott and Zoe skinny dipping in ALW's pool whilst Denise sat sipping champagne on the side either - they asked Zoe whether she had seen his bits during the who knows most bit then teased John by observing that (no doubt due to the pool temperature) certain bits weren't quite the normal size.
loreley_se also reminded me that there was a question from Dave Tennant about his worst job - which was shovelling coal - cue lots of jokes about finding bits of coal in one's pants!! and one from Elaine Paige about most embarrassing moment - which is where the delightful laxatives on stage story came in I think - and that he would need viagra maybe if he was going to make babies the "usual" way. Someone else has mentioned - and I include for the record so I remember:-
1) John's chair suddenly descending and leaving him at chin level with the desk.
2) The story about A Few Good Men. John started with "Rob Lowe and I did A Few Good Men in the West End", with the inevitable audience response. While Rob Lowe was in the middle of a big speech on stage, John, standing in the wings, noticed a couple in a box by the stage... having sex. There followed the tale of John trying to indicate to Rob, via a sort of sign language (which he demonstrated), what was happening, and Rob trying to concentrate on his speech and at the same time work out what John was on about!
3) During the weekly game show segment which involves a member of the audience lying on a wheel dressed like a silver arrow and being spun for prizes - John climbed on the wheel and started thrusting his hips. The 'arrow' joined in - pseudo sex?!.
4) Excessive spinning of the gameshow wheel, which the audience member on the wheel endured admirably.
5) A joke about Lindsay Lohan having spent vast amounts on drugs. They showed a drugs discount store as a suggested place for her next purchases. John observed that there was a McDonalds next door for when she had the post-trip munchies, and dissolved into giggles while making the comment.
6) A 'How Well do you Know the Host' question that showed a photo of John as a young child, winning a fancy dress competion. He was wearing his sister's bikini. John added that it was his father's idea, and his father told him to strut his stuff and sashay across the floor in the bikini! When it was announced that his Fancy Dress had been titled "Queen of the Nile", someone quipped "You never had a chance, really, did you?!"
That's about all I can remember, although undoubtedly more can be added by jhava and
loreley_se
cyberamanda 's journal (I can't seem to make the direct link work but I am sure you can find it if you want to darlings)
[ EDIT: Now added here so I don't forget - Jokes about getting the Doctor in the Hub and sticking him some wood; References to the size of his cock by holding up his hand and then putting his feet on the desk (size 12 he said); When asked if he'd do any of the Joseph contestents, he actually floundered whilst trying to think of a tactful response. He gave a general answer that some were very young, and some very attractive. Think he said he woudn't say no, but can't recall for certain; They had some male audience members taking their clothes off on stage and were down to open jeans so you could see their boxers. JB was encouraging them to go further, and he liked what he saw on one of them in particular.]
Its a shame they cut the "striptease" with the audience members. The one to whom John took a shine was rather well made I thought (John watched them from the stairs and sulked when they were stopped at the point when they had undone their trousers but went over to have a better look!!! Queue naughty tongue movements from John).
The laxative story was the one we'd heard before about s**ting on stage in Opryland because the understudy wanted to get on but it was the way he told it - with actions of shit flying off stage out of his trouser legs onto the front row etc - yuckky!!)
He said the Jack/Ten/Rose kisses were friendship not sexual love. Nothing naughty was going on!!
He confirmed that he had a CD due out at Christmas
No spoilers for Torchwood - other than the clip they showed.
[EDIT: I don't think they showed the bit about him, Scott and Zoe skinny dipping in ALW's pool whilst Denise sat sipping champagne on the side either - they asked Zoe whether she had seen his bits during the who knows most bit then teased John by observing that (no doubt due to the pool temperature) certain bits weren't quite the normal size.
loreley_se also reminded me that there was a question from Dave Tennant about his worst job - which was shovelling coal - cue lots of jokes about finding bits of coal in one's pants!! and one from Elaine Paige about most embarrassing moment - which is where the delightful laxatives on stage story came in I think - and that he would need viagra maybe if he was going to make babies the "usual" way. Someone else has mentioned - and I include for the record so I remember:-
1) John's chair suddenly descending and leaving him at chin level with the desk.
2) The story about A Few Good Men. John started with "Rob Lowe and I did A Few Good Men in the West End", with the inevitable audience response. While Rob Lowe was in the middle of a big speech on stage, John, standing in the wings, noticed a couple in a box by the stage... having sex. There followed the tale of John trying to indicate to Rob, via a sort of sign language (which he demonstrated), what was happening, and Rob trying to concentrate on his speech and at the same time work out what John was on about!
3) During the weekly game show segment which involves a member of the audience lying on a wheel dressed like a silver arrow and being spun for prizes - John climbed on the wheel and started thrusting his hips. The 'arrow' joined in - pseudo sex?!.
4) Excessive spinning of the gameshow wheel, which the audience member on the wheel endured admirably.
5) A joke about Lindsay Lohan having spent vast amounts on drugs. They showed a drugs discount store as a suggested place for her next purchases. John observed that there was a McDonalds next door for when she had the post-trip munchies, and dissolved into giggles while making the comment.
6) A 'How Well do you Know the Host' question that showed a photo of John as a young child, winning a fancy dress competion. He was wearing his sister's bikini. John added that it was his father's idea, and his father told him to strut his stuff and sashay across the floor in the bikini! When it was announced that his Fancy Dress had been titled "Queen of the Nile", someone quipped "You never had a chance, really, did you?!"
That's about all I can remember, although undoubtedly more can be added by jhava and
loreley_se