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Did you have sex today?
Yes... With Rosie Palmer
Is anyone in your top a virgin?
Ive never bothered to ask... Freak
Who is the last person you saw in their underwear?
Im watching wrestling so... tons of people
Will you talk to someone on the phone tonight?
Ive got to make my nightly phonecall to the Emperor of China or I cannot sleep
What was the first thing you thought when you woke up?
Ive got to pee...
If someone doesn’t like you its probably because?
They are jealous of my awesomeness
Whats wrong with you?
Nothing you fucktard!
Have you ever had someone sing to you?
Lance Bass is secretly in love with me and sings to me all the time
Are you someone who is an ass because you're so honest?
No, Im just an ass because I can be
What's your opinion on "no sex before marriage"?
Seeing as how I am gay and am only allowed to marry in like 4 states I think that is a sin I will happily comment. One of many actually.
Have you ever walked on the beach at night?
Hahaha, no. Unless you count the Mississippi River as a new ocean paradise.
Are you open about your feelings or closed off?
Depends on which of my personalities is in control. I favor Javier myself.
Do you think two people can last forever?
Most people only live about 80 years so no,..
Are you afraid of roller coasters?
I secretly own Disney World, so coasters are my bread and butter.
Do you ever hang out with someone of the opposite sex?
Oh Noes!!! Is that a sin now too?
Have you ever liked someone older than you?
I want to take Jensen Ackles and make man babies... Does that answer your question?
Do you find the opposite sex confusing?
I have an inner woman (her name is Scarlett) so no.
If you could go back one month and change something would you?
I would go back and stop myself from killing that hooker at that bachelor party.
Is there anybody you wish you could be spending time with right now?
Jensen Ackles... You can use your imagination
Are you in a good mood right now?
Id like to think so
Who were your last three text messages from?
RA, the god of the Sun
Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
Your Mama
Have you ever called someone, said something, and hung up?
Yes, It is fun to call Chinese resturants and order a bunch of food and then hang up... Or so Ive been told
Is there a high chance of you going out to the movies soon?
Possibly, tons of people want in my pants
Where do you live?
Under your house
Does a member of your family look like a film star?
Hahaha, fuck no
Are you a nice person?
Again, depends on which personality is in charge
Has someone ever licked your cheek or forehead?
If by cheek you mean Ass Cheek
Would you date someone taller than you?
No, I only date midgets
Is there anyone your currently crushing on?
Again, Jensen Ackles is a God
Doing anything good later?
Road trip to Walmart... And no I am not kidding
Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Im staring at you...
Did you have sex today?
Yes... With Rosie Palmer
Is anyone in your top a virgin?
Ive never bothered to ask... Freak
Who is the last person you saw in their underwear?
Im watching wrestling so... tons of people
Will you talk to someone on the phone tonight?
Ive got to make my nightly phonecall to the Emperor of China or I cannot sleep
What was the first thing you thought when you woke up?
Ive got to pee...
If someone doesn’t like you its probably because?
They are jealous of my awesomeness
Whats wrong with you?
Nothing you fucktard!
Have you ever had someone sing to you?
Lance Bass is secretly in love with me and sings to me all the time
Are you someone who is an ass because you're so honest?
No, Im just an ass because I can be
What's your opinion on "no sex before marriage"?
Seeing as how I am gay and am only allowed to marry in like 4 states I think that is a sin I will happily comment. One of many actually.
Have you ever walked on the beach at night?
Hahaha, no. Unless you count the Mississippi River as a new ocean paradise.
Are you open about your feelings or closed off?
Depends on which of my personalities is in control. I favor Javier myself.
Do you think two people can last forever?
Most people only live about 80 years so no,..
Are you afraid of roller coasters?
I secretly own Disney World, so coasters are my bread and butter.
Do you ever hang out with someone of the opposite sex?
Oh Noes!!! Is that a sin now too?
Have you ever liked someone older than you?
I want to take Jensen Ackles and make man babies... Does that answer your question?
Do you find the opposite sex confusing?
I have an inner woman (her name is Scarlett) so no.
If you could go back one month and change something would you?
I would go back and stop myself from killing that hooker at that bachelor party.
Is there anybody you wish you could be spending time with right now?
Jensen Ackles... You can use your imagination
Are you in a good mood right now?
Id like to think so
Who were your last three text messages from?
RA, the god of the Sun
Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
Your Mama
Have you ever called someone, said something, and hung up?
Yes, It is fun to call Chinese resturants and order a bunch of food and then hang up... Or so Ive been told
Is there a high chance of you going out to the movies soon?
Possibly, tons of people want in my pants
Where do you live?
Under your house
Does a member of your family look like a film star?
Hahaha, fuck no
Are you a nice person?
Again, depends on which personality is in charge
Has someone ever licked your cheek or forehead?
If by cheek you mean Ass Cheek
Would you date someone taller than you?
No, I only date midgets
Is there anyone your currently crushing on?
Again, Jensen Ackles is a God
Doing anything good later?
Road trip to Walmart... And no I am not kidding
Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Im staring at you...