Fucking retard

[king_pineapple]

That's it. I'm finished with being called in this manner and made a fool of. He needs to be put in his place.

My virginity needs to be nonexistent. I require someone to handle this. Right now.

Comments

[skullcandykid]

...I don't want to know what happened in that phone call, do I?

[technoyo]

Let's just hope for our sake he uses protection

[skullcandykid]

Dino gave him those condoms for valentine's day didn't he?

[technoyo]

But will he use them? I nominate Ken to watch and make sure while he's... burying the bone, so to speak.

[skullcandykid]

Motion carried. We can ask Aniki to inform him of this.

[technoyo]

Make sure he's leashed or he'll try and get on top, too. Those instincts...

[skullcandykid]

He can't help it, can he? It's not really his fault...

[technoyo]

Thus why the leash is necessary. I know him best, after all.

I just am not prepared to handle another little s-- another unit in the household.

[skullcandykid]

...And a spray bottle.

Understandable...and even the other way, it's just safer to use them.

[technoyo]

Newspaper works better.

He can't be getting diseases.

[skullcandykid]

Spray bottle has more time to dodge.

Exactly.

[technoyo]

I'm a master of paper-fu.

[skullcandykid]

did you just make a joke[gone]

So I've seen.

[king_pineapple]

Nothing you most likely haven't done.

[skullcandykid]

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[king_pineapple]