[Fic] Vongola Seduction 101 (Lambo/I-Pin) (6/9)
Title: Vongola Seduction 101 (or How to seduce the girl of your dreams like a true Vongola man)
Author: king_oz
Rating: PG
Warnings: Mukuro
Word Count: 465
Prompt: I-55. Lambo/I-Pin - high school crush; Lambo's afraid I-Pin still harbours her crush on Hibari.
Summary: Lambo isn’t sure how some of his family members aren’t committed yet.
Note: This is fairly generic, and there are sprinklings of other pairs hinted here and there, but only cannon pairs are actually discussed (Ryohei/Hana, Tsuna/Kyoko). Yamamoto is the only one officially identified as being gay, and not for any specific reason either.
6. All’s Fair in Love and War
Lambo was starting to get the feeling his family was a little weird. He couldn’t understand how they had managed to ask anyone out, much less maintain any kind of relationships up to now. He was starting to suspect most of them were still virgins, too.
“You’re in need of help seducing a lovely little lady, and you don’t come to me first?” Lambo turned around at the smooth voice. Mukuro was standing in the doorway of the bathroom, watching Lambo brush his teeth. Lambo spit out his mouthful of toothpaste before he could choke on it.
“What are you doing here?” he asked, his voice a few octaves higher than normal. Mukuro grinned at him, seemingly amused by Lambo’s unease.
“You’re not going to ask me for help?” He held his hand to his chest in mock hurt. Lambo rolled his eyes.
“You would probably tell me to lie or blackmail her.” Mukuro chuckled, but didn’t deny it.
“You’re not in much of a position to complain, young Bovino,” he replied. “Or have my predecessors actually given you advice you can use?”
Lambo hated to admit that Mukuro was right and so kept his mouth shut. He turned his back to Mukuro and began to floss. In the bathroom mirror, he watched as Mukuro slowly slid up to him.
“You have to admit,” Mukuro hisses softly into his ear, “I’m much better at this than they are.” Lambo tried and failed to suppress a shiver.
“I don’t have to admit anything.” Mukuro laughed.
“You can fight it all you want,” Mukuro accentuated his words with a gentle finger tracing his spine from between his shoulders to the small of his back, “but eventually even you will fall to my methods.” He took Lambo’s earlobe between his teeth, wrapping his arms around him, sliding one hand up Lambo’s nightshirt. Mukuro laughed when Lambo could do nothing more than squeak in protest. In the mirror, Lambo could see his face had turned beet red and his mouth was hanging open. He dropped the floss and slapped at Mukuro’s wandering hands.
“Stop!” he yelped, dropping his shoulder to physically force Mukuro back. Mukuro was still chuckling.
“What’s wrong?”
“I want a date, not a restraining order.” Mukuro let himself be pushed out of the bathroom and he laughed again when the lock on the door was turned. Lambo wouldn’t be taking any chances with the bathroom for a long time to come.
And while the thought of touching I-Pin in such a familiar fashion sent a thrill through Lambo, he knew the girl could dislocate every bone in his body with her pinky. Lambo wasn’t the most intuitive of the Guardians, but he was just the right amount of terrified to keep himself out of the hospital.
Author: king_oz
Rating: PG
Warnings: Mukuro
Word Count: 465
Prompt: I-55. Lambo/I-Pin - high school crush; Lambo's afraid I-Pin still harbours her crush on Hibari.
Summary: Lambo isn’t sure how some of his family members aren’t committed yet.
Note: This is fairly generic, and there are sprinklings of other pairs hinted here and there, but only cannon pairs are actually discussed (Ryohei/Hana, Tsuna/Kyoko). Yamamoto is the only one officially identified as being gay, and not for any specific reason either.
6. All’s Fair in Love and War
Lambo was starting to get the feeling his family was a little weird. He couldn’t understand how they had managed to ask anyone out, much less maintain any kind of relationships up to now. He was starting to suspect most of them were still virgins, too.
“You’re in need of help seducing a lovely little lady, and you don’t come to me first?” Lambo turned around at the smooth voice. Mukuro was standing in the doorway of the bathroom, watching Lambo brush his teeth. Lambo spit out his mouthful of toothpaste before he could choke on it.
“What are you doing here?” he asked, his voice a few octaves higher than normal. Mukuro grinned at him, seemingly amused by Lambo’s unease.
“You’re not going to ask me for help?” He held his hand to his chest in mock hurt. Lambo rolled his eyes.
“You would probably tell me to lie or blackmail her.” Mukuro chuckled, but didn’t deny it.
“You’re not in much of a position to complain, young Bovino,” he replied. “Or have my predecessors actually given you advice you can use?”
Lambo hated to admit that Mukuro was right and so kept his mouth shut. He turned his back to Mukuro and began to floss. In the bathroom mirror, he watched as Mukuro slowly slid up to him.
“You have to admit,” Mukuro hisses softly into his ear, “I’m much better at this than they are.” Lambo tried and failed to suppress a shiver.
“I don’t have to admit anything.” Mukuro laughed.
“You can fight it all you want,” Mukuro accentuated his words with a gentle finger tracing his spine from between his shoulders to the small of his back, “but eventually even you will fall to my methods.” He took Lambo’s earlobe between his teeth, wrapping his arms around him, sliding one hand up Lambo’s nightshirt. Mukuro laughed when Lambo could do nothing more than squeak in protest. In the mirror, Lambo could see his face had turned beet red and his mouth was hanging open. He dropped the floss and slapped at Mukuro’s wandering hands.
“Stop!” he yelped, dropping his shoulder to physically force Mukuro back. Mukuro was still chuckling.
“What’s wrong?”
“I want a date, not a restraining order.” Mukuro let himself be pushed out of the bathroom and he laughed again when the lock on the door was turned. Lambo wouldn’t be taking any chances with the bathroom for a long time to come.
And while the thought of touching I-Pin in such a familiar fashion sent a thrill through Lambo, he knew the girl could dislocate every bone in his body with her pinky. Lambo wasn’t the most intuitive of the Guardians, but he was just the right amount of terrified to keep himself out of the hospital.