[Fic] Vongola Seduction 101 (Lambo/I-Pin)
This would have been posted last night and on time if I hadn't gone to see Clash of the Titans with my friends immediately after work.
Fic for khrfest .
Title: Vongola Seduction 101 (or How to seduce the girl of your dreams like a true Vongola man)
Author: king_oz
Rating: PG
Warnings: Possible swearing and supposedly mature people talking about relationships and sex.
Word Count: 397 (This part)
Prompt: I-55. Lambo/I-Pin - high school crush; Lambo's afraid I-Pin still harbours her crush on Hibari.
Summary: Lambo isn’t sure how some of his family members aren’t committed yet.
Note: This is fairly generic, and there are sprinklings of other pairs hinted here and there, but only cannon pairs are actually discussed (Ryohei/Hana, Tsuna/Kyoko). Yamamoto is the only one officially identified as being gay, and not for any specific reason either. I may have insulted someone by calling Xanxus an old man, though. And please excuse my incredibly OOC first attempt at Lambo.
0. Introduction
“What’s that?” Lambo asked, peeking over I-Pin’s shoulder into her locker. He laughed and pointed at the pictures that decorated the inside. “That’s not Hibari, is it Tail Head?” I-Pin growled under her breath and slammed her locker shut, nearly chopping off Lambo’s finger in the process.
“Shut up, broccoli-butt,” she replied, adjusting her books in her arms. “It’s my locker, I can put up pictures of whoever I like.” Lambo grinned and followed her to their next class.
“Well, sure but most people put up pictures of famous people and porn stars!” Lambo laughed and poked his best friend in the side. “Not old men.” He made a face and stuck his tongue out.
“Hibari isn’t old!” I-Pin stepped on his foot, but was graceful enough to make it look like an accident. “He isn’t even thirty yet!”
“Sure,” Lambo rolled his eyes. “You would think so, but no one actually knows how old he really is. Maybe he’s actually Xanxus’ age!” Lambo chuckled gleefully. “Isn’t Xanxus almost forty, now!? Eww…” I-Pin just rolled her eyes at his antics.
“Age is just a number, idiot,” she stuck her tongue out at him. “And I’m almost eighteen.”
“Yeah, but still.” Lambo pouted at not being able to find a better comeback. Hibari didn’t look very old (and neither did Xanxus, for that matter), and he was a great deal younger than her former Master. He let her go, walking to his own seat, a couple of rows down from hers, and thought about his dilemma the rest of the day.
Lambo and I-Pin had been together since they were children and, aside from the casual teasing and immature insults, they were very close. Recently, however, Lambo was finding more and more that this wasn’t enough for him. He was a hormonal teenager just like the rest of his classmates and he was desperate for his best girl friend to become his number one girlfriend.
Spending his days pining away after her suited Lambo just fine. He still wasn’t sure exactly how to broach the subject with her, but now he had to deal with her locker pictures. How she’d gotten them, he was afraid to ask (but he seriously suspected that stupid Reborn was the cause) and knowing she saw them every day would slowly ruin any chance he had at being her boyfriend.
He needed help.
Fic for khrfest .
Title: Vongola Seduction 101 (or How to seduce the girl of your dreams like a true Vongola man)
Author: king_oz
Rating: PG
Warnings: Possible swearing and supposedly mature people talking about relationships and sex.
Word Count: 397 (This part)
Prompt: I-55. Lambo/I-Pin - high school crush; Lambo's afraid I-Pin still harbours her crush on Hibari.
Summary: Lambo isn’t sure how some of his family members aren’t committed yet.
Note: This is fairly generic, and there are sprinklings of other pairs hinted here and there, but only cannon pairs are actually discussed (Ryohei/Hana, Tsuna/Kyoko). Yamamoto is the only one officially identified as being gay, and not for any specific reason either. I may have insulted someone by calling Xanxus an old man, though. And please excuse my incredibly OOC first attempt at Lambo.
0. Introduction
“What’s that?” Lambo asked, peeking over I-Pin’s shoulder into her locker. He laughed and pointed at the pictures that decorated the inside. “That’s not Hibari, is it Tail Head?” I-Pin growled under her breath and slammed her locker shut, nearly chopping off Lambo’s finger in the process.
“Shut up, broccoli-butt,” she replied, adjusting her books in her arms. “It’s my locker, I can put up pictures of whoever I like.” Lambo grinned and followed her to their next class.
“Well, sure but most people put up pictures of famous people and porn stars!” Lambo laughed and poked his best friend in the side. “Not old men.” He made a face and stuck his tongue out.
“Hibari isn’t old!” I-Pin stepped on his foot, but was graceful enough to make it look like an accident. “He isn’t even thirty yet!”
“Sure,” Lambo rolled his eyes. “You would think so, but no one actually knows how old he really is. Maybe he’s actually Xanxus’ age!” Lambo chuckled gleefully. “Isn’t Xanxus almost forty, now!? Eww…” I-Pin just rolled her eyes at his antics.
“Age is just a number, idiot,” she stuck her tongue out at him. “And I’m almost eighteen.”
“Yeah, but still.” Lambo pouted at not being able to find a better comeback. Hibari didn’t look very old (and neither did Xanxus, for that matter), and he was a great deal younger than her former Master. He let her go, walking to his own seat, a couple of rows down from hers, and thought about his dilemma the rest of the day.
Lambo and I-Pin had been together since they were children and, aside from the casual teasing and immature insults, they were very close. Recently, however, Lambo was finding more and more that this wasn’t enough for him. He was a hormonal teenager just like the rest of his classmates and he was desperate for his best girl friend to become his number one girlfriend.
Spending his days pining away after her suited Lambo just fine. He still wasn’t sure exactly how to broach the subject with her, but now he had to deal with her locker pictures. How she’d gotten them, he was afraid to ask (but he seriously suspected that stupid Reborn was the cause) and knowing she saw them every day would slowly ruin any chance he had at being her boyfriend.
He needed help.