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× I miss somebody right now.
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (Not for five years, though I watch a few shows on DVD)
✓ I own lots of books. (Hundreds)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (Sometimes both at the same time)
✓ I love to play video games. (But I hate writing them)
✓ I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes. (And swear continually... gotta love Industrial Language...)
× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Not at all)
✓ I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (Not everywhere, but often a corkscrew or Leatherman)
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones.
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times.
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Yes, and plan to)
✓ I need/want money right now. (Who doesn't?)
✓ I love sushi. (I prefer ton katsu, though)
✓ I talk really, really fast. (And often really, really, really quietly)
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
✓ I have long hair. (What's left of it...)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
× I have at least one sibling. (Bet you never thought I was an only child!)
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (Bloody US-centric memes)
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
× I like the way that I look. (Hell no)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
✓ I am usually pessimistic. (Except when I'm optimistic)
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (Mostly normal->angry->normal)
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (It already is, here, isn't it?)
× I slept with a roommate.
✓ I have a hidden talent. (More than one)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends. (Very few)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Apparently. I still don't remember.)
× I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (I never wear them)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (Retail Therapy FTW)
✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone. (What is this? The Dark Ages?)
✓ I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (Try "past 6 days")
× I've rejected someone before.
× I currently like/love someone.
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
× I want to have children in the future.
× I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn.
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex.
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
✓ I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music. (Goodbye Earl, Devil Went Down To Georgia, El Paso, Achy Breaky Heart, Blanket on the Ground, That Don't Impress Me Much)
✓ I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (And yet incredibly lazy)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment. (Well, I'm not unhappy at this moment)
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat.
× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am.
✓ I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
✓ I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
✓ I can work on a car. (Bit vague, really. Are we talking changing a wheel, changing a clutch plate, or reboring a cylinder head?)
× I love my job(s). (Hate them)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge.
× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.
✓ I went to college out of state. (Bloody US-centric memes. >100 miles from home)
× I am adopted.
✓ I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
✓ I adore bright colours. (And also black)
× I usually like covers better than originals. (Depends on the song)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
✓ I can't whistle.
× I have ridden/owned a horse. (Would like to, though. Horses are cool.)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
✓ I talk in my sleep.
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (Wrong part of the century, anyway.)
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Mostly beer)
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (Well, not at the current (7 days) job, but at the previous one...)
✓ I am a caffeine junkie. (A gallon of Diet Coke a day counts, right?)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (The list is up to about ten so far)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (Or a nice bottle of wine)
× I'm an artist.
✓ I am ambidextrous. (But my handwriting is even less legible with my left hand)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
✓ If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth. (They're not great, but they're strong and fairly healthy)
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (Taggging?)
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (They're mostly the same people)
✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries.
✓ I am extremely flexible. (Far more than you'd expect)
× I love hugs more than kisses.
✓ I want to own my own business. (Been there, done that, got the record)
✓ I smoke. (Socially)
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (Just the opposite, in fact.)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (Though I'm fairly used to it)
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (Help? Bah!)
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (Have done, on occasion)
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (No, but I like it when they do)
✓ I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language. (English, Bad English, Bad French, Bad Japanese and a smattering of Terrible Latin)
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (Unless DrWho is on)
✓ I like reading fact more than fiction. (Overgeneralise much?)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (More often than spending all month doing it)
× I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (Far too many redeye flights)
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (EMO!)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people. (Real people >> animals > kids)
✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles. (... though they weren't retro when I bought them ^_^;)
✓ The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
✓ I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
✓ I dislike milk. (Well, not really, I like milk... it's just that I've not drunk any for years (and that was in a White Russian...))
✓ I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
✓ I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (HTML is trivial)
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (People are morons, why should I trust their opinions over my own?)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (Sometimes)
✓ I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. (Only once or twice... have never been given a speeding ticket, though)
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (I 'get' them just fine, and find most - but by no means all - funny)
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing. (But since I'm tone deaf, it's unfair to others)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
✓ I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
× I've gone skinny-dipping.
× I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos. (Mmmm... carne asada... but I'd prefer it if they had less pepper/onion and more steak)
× I'm Irish and loving it.
✓ I have a thing for redheads. (So, any redheads wanting my thing should form an orderly queue...)
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (Hahahahaha... no)
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
✓ I need more time to myself.
✓ I wish I was more open-minded.
✓ I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (Would sooner be grey than bald... can always dye grey hair, and it'd take colours better)
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare. (I Have Never is better, though)
✓ I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
× I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
✓ I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (I prefer a latte with 4 extra shots, however)
× I miss somebody right now.
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (Not for five years, though I watch a few shows on DVD)
✓ I own lots of books. (Hundreds)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (Sometimes both at the same time)
✓ I love to play video games. (But I hate writing them)
✓ I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes. (And swear continually... gotta love Industrial Language...)
× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Not at all)
✓ I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (Not everywhere, but often a corkscrew or Leatherman)
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones.
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times.
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Yes, and plan to)
✓ I need/want money right now. (Who doesn't?)
✓ I love sushi. (I prefer ton katsu, though)
✓ I talk really, really fast. (And often really, really, really quietly)
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
✓ I have long hair. (What's left of it...)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
× I have at least one sibling. (Bet you never thought I was an only child!)
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (Bloody US-centric memes)
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
× I like the way that I look. (Hell no)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
✓ I am usually pessimistic. (Except when I'm optimistic)
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (Mostly normal->angry->normal)
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (It already is, here, isn't it?)
× I slept with a roommate.
✓ I have a hidden talent. (More than one)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends. (Very few)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Apparently. I still don't remember.)
× I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (I never wear them)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (Retail Therapy FTW)
✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone. (What is this? The Dark Ages?)
✓ I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (Try "past 6 days")
× I've rejected someone before.
× I currently like/love someone.
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
× I want to have children in the future.
× I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn.
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex.
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
✓ I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music. (Goodbye Earl, Devil Went Down To Georgia, El Paso, Achy Breaky Heart, Blanket on the Ground, That Don't Impress Me Much)
✓ I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (And yet incredibly lazy)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment. (Well, I'm not unhappy at this moment)
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat.
× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am.
✓ I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
✓ I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
✓ I can work on a car. (Bit vague, really. Are we talking changing a wheel, changing a clutch plate, or reboring a cylinder head?)
× I love my job(s). (Hate them)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge.
× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.
✓ I went to college out of state. (Bloody US-centric memes. >100 miles from home)
× I am adopted.
✓ I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
✓ I adore bright colours. (And also black)
× I usually like covers better than originals. (Depends on the song)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
✓ I can't whistle.
× I have ridden/owned a horse. (Would like to, though. Horses are cool.)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
✓ I talk in my sleep.
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (Wrong part of the century, anyway.)
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Mostly beer)
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (Well, not at the current (7 days) job, but at the previous one...)
✓ I am a caffeine junkie. (A gallon of Diet Coke a day counts, right?)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (The list is up to about ten so far)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (Or a nice bottle of wine)
× I'm an artist.
✓ I am ambidextrous. (But my handwriting is even less legible with my left hand)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
✓ If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth. (They're not great, but they're strong and fairly healthy)
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (Taggging?)
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (They're mostly the same people)
✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries.
✓ I am extremely flexible. (Far more than you'd expect)
× I love hugs more than kisses.
✓ I want to own my own business. (Been there, done that, got the record)
✓ I smoke. (Socially)
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (Just the opposite, in fact.)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (Though I'm fairly used to it)
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (Help? Bah!)
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (Have done, on occasion)
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (No, but I like it when they do)
✓ I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language. (English, Bad English, Bad French, Bad Japanese and a smattering of Terrible Latin)
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (Unless DrWho is on)
✓ I like reading fact more than fiction. (Overgeneralise much?)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (More often than spending all month doing it)
× I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (Far too many redeye flights)
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (EMO!)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people. (Real people >> animals > kids)
✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles. (... though they weren't retro when I bought them ^_^;)
✓ The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
✓ I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
✓ I dislike milk. (Well, not really, I like milk... it's just that I've not drunk any for years (and that was in a White Russian...))
✓ I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
✓ I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (HTML is trivial)
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (People are morons, why should I trust their opinions over my own?)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (Sometimes)
✓ I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. (Only once or twice... have never been given a speeding ticket, though)
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (I 'get' them just fine, and find most - but by no means all - funny)
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing. (But since I'm tone deaf, it's unfair to others)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
✓ I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
× I've gone skinny-dipping.
× I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos. (Mmmm... carne asada... but I'd prefer it if they had less pepper/onion and more steak)
× I'm Irish and loving it.
✓ I have a thing for redheads. (So, any redheads wanting my thing should form an orderly queue...)
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (Hahahahaha... no)
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
✓ I need more time to myself.
✓ I wish I was more open-minded.
✓ I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (Would sooner be grey than bald... can always dye grey hair, and it'd take colours better)
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare. (I Have Never is better, though)
✓ I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
× I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
✓ I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (I prefer a latte with 4 extra shots, however)