The New Girl at Forks, Episode Two: Edward Strikes Back
Dear Diary,
Today I went hunting with Edward to distract him from the new girl. Edward sucks. I rule. He says he only likes hunting mountain lions. It's a lie, he can't catch a lion. I'm a mountain lion of man.
-Emmett
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Dear Diary,
The chocolate bikini melted today. :( Someone moved it into the sunlight. :( :( I think it was Edward.
Edward likes the new girl at school. He'd like her better if she was doused in A1 sauce. A1 sauce + new girl = HAPPY EDWARD. :)
-Emmett
Today I went hunting with Edward to distract him from the new girl. Edward sucks. I rule. He says he only likes hunting mountain lions. It's a lie, he can't catch a lion. I'm a mountain lion of man.
-Emmett
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Dear Diary,
The chocolate bikini melted today. :( Someone moved it into the sunlight. :( :( I think it was Edward.
Edward likes the new girl at school. He'd like her better if she was doused in A1 sauce. A1 sauce + new girl = HAPPY EDWARD. :)
-Emmett