☨V Wall II☨

Nov 15, 2009 23:19

Master.

Not to interrupt my proverbial Time Out, yet the sudden influx of populous could prove.. nettlesome.

Shall I block the door?

breaking code of silence, !fourth wall

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8D carnagegod November 16 2009, 08:23:53 UTC
Master?

Block the door from what? None of them seem overly competent.

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SON! 8) king_no_life November 16 2009, 08:29:58 UTC
So I've had the misfortune to notice.

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DADDAY Feel free to totally figure out who this is carnagegod November 16 2009, 08:32:39 UTC
At least you don't defend this foolishness.

Alright, I'll keep this simple.

Exact location, time and date. I need coordinates immediately, latitude and longitude.

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king_no_life November 16 2009, 08:35:56 UTC
...

How sufficient you are now.

[He will humor him as the voice, the face, those eyes fall into place. Oh yes, he was just as he imagined.]

2009, November, the sixteenth. Coordinates are of the unknown.

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carnagegod November 16 2009, 08:37:58 UTC
What?

....

Whatever.

Unknown coordinate? ... Useless. No one in this town is useful at all. I should have figured as much.

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king_no_life November 16 2009, 08:48:02 UTC
Hmhmhm, and so terse and impatient as well.

Child, you'll find yourself on the planet of Fortuna, in the city of Discedo.

Numerical coordinates of your world are the only thing useless here.

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carnagegod November 16 2009, 08:49:10 UTC
I don't have time to fool around here. I need to get back to the Ark.

Planet? This isn't earth?

... This is ridiculous. I'm talking to a drunk. That's fantastic.

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king_no_life November 16 2009, 08:58:06 UTC
Your Ark is a farcry from here, Boy.

Your insolence is anything but amusing, were you any other child I'd see you fit to drown in the idiocy out there.

Yet you're not just any child, A~bel Night~road.

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carnagegod November 16 2009, 08:59:51 UTC
I'll contact them. I'm their most precious experiment after all, I'm just sure it wouldn't do to have me running around free.

I can take care of myself just fine, thanks for the concern. [The sarcasm is strong in this one!]

............

How do you know my name?!

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king_no_life November 16 2009, 09:14:41 UTC
Were it my choice, I would have named you Vlad.

Hmhmhm.. you are a pearl amongst swine, yet your inherent power will prove all of useless here.

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carnagegod November 16 2009, 09:16:18 UTC
Vlad? Why?

... [Sure, pump his ego, why don't you?] Useless indeed. I'll find a way off this godforsaken rock. And leave you who destroyed it to fix it yourself.

The least you can do is point me in the direction of the best radio reception here.

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king_no_life November 16 2009, 09:23:06 UTC
All my generations have had the honor of such a name.

The only destruction I pitted towards a planet was earth's human race.. hmhmhn, yet that was long, long ago.

[And a bait he shall set.]

If you will, child, you may tamper with my commlink as you see fit.

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carnagegod November 16 2009, 09:27:21 UTC
Your generations...

[He gets it] Yeah right.

... Really. All by yourself, huh? Good luck with that.

[A pause]

You'd let me do that.

[A longer pause, and some clicks. You know what he's doing? He is tracking your comm, pal. And it doesn't take him long to find exactly where you are.

And the sound of a small hand knocking rather harshly against the door, with all the demand and strength of any grown man of authority.]

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king_no_life November 16 2009, 09:33:01 UTC
[There's no greeting or salutations, simply the door opening, a hand wrenching the child by his collar, dragging him inside like a trap-door viper, and tossing him onto the lounge chair.]

Welcome home.

[And the beast looms over him like a basilisk ready to devour the tiny thing whole.]

Son.

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carnagegod November 16 2009, 09:36:36 UTC
[Well now, he hadn't been expecting that.

Yanked in and tossed quicker than even he could react, flying through the air as if he weighed nothing, and parking his little ass on a lounge chair.

He would have complimented the throw if he wasn't busy losing his temper]

Son!?

[He'd met up with a lunatic. No fear in the tiny warriors eyes, he simply made a move to get out of the chair, quietly lamenting the fact that he had no gun on him]

Who the hell are you?! What the hell was that for?! [He snapped like a miniature commander barking discipline at his troops, ego damaged and none too happy about being tossed around like a sack of potatoes.]

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king_no_life November 16 2009, 09:52:33 UTC
[The Nosferatu barked in laughter.]

Hah!

To see you go from Hell-raiser to Pseudo-Saint in only a millennia curves me to wonder whether to laugh or lament.

[He laughed of course, and locked his grasp on the child's shoulders to make sure he'd keep his little ass still.]

Listen well, boy, you're hardly the first of your kind to desire humanity's extermination.

I invented the very notion.

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