guess which really happened
ok there are 4 versions to this story, decide which one actually happened today
ANTHONY TO THE RESCUE
1. some guy walked into city grill with a knife and said gimee all your money bitches, and i was all like fuck that, so we fought and i kicked his ass (of course) but he did manage to cut me first.
THAT KNIFES A BULLY
2. a knife brutally attacked me mauling my hand today. i was just sittin there mindin my own buisness when the knife walked up and started talking shit, of course i didnt know what to say cuase i didnt know knives talked, so i sat there without sayin a thing and that pissed the knife off even moreso it beat on me a bit then walked away, i came out with a cut thumb.
THE DISHES ARE EVIL!!!!!!!!!
3. the land of wheatland was peaceful until one day an evil horde of dirty dishes approached so the diswashers all over went to fight for their town, there were casualties, i was one of them, iwaas cutting a fairly good sized swathe of clean through the dirty dishes, but they kept on coming, i was then overwhelmed and attacked by a bloody knife, it managed to slice me a bit before i could clean it, but in the end the dishwashers prevailedto keep the towns dishes clean another day, and in the end we all celebrated by eating french fries and taquitos, and all was well....until the next day when.......tune in next time to read more about the adventures of the brave dishwashers of wheatland
DULL
4. i accidentally cut myself while washing a knife.
ANTHONY TO THE RESCUE
1. some guy walked into city grill with a knife and said gimee all your money bitches, and i was all like fuck that, so we fought and i kicked his ass (of course) but he did manage to cut me first.
THAT KNIFES A BULLY
2. a knife brutally attacked me mauling my hand today. i was just sittin there mindin my own buisness when the knife walked up and started talking shit, of course i didnt know what to say cuase i didnt know knives talked, so i sat there without sayin a thing and that pissed the knife off even moreso it beat on me a bit then walked away, i came out with a cut thumb.
THE DISHES ARE EVIL!!!!!!!!!
3. the land of wheatland was peaceful until one day an evil horde of dirty dishes approached so the diswashers all over went to fight for their town, there were casualties, i was one of them, iwaas cutting a fairly good sized swathe of clean through the dirty dishes, but they kept on coming, i was then overwhelmed and attacked by a bloody knife, it managed to slice me a bit before i could clean it, but in the end the dishwashers prevailedto keep the towns dishes clean another day, and in the end we all celebrated by eating french fries and taquitos, and all was well....until the next day when.......tune in next time to read more about the adventures of the brave dishwashers of wheatland
DULL
4. i accidentally cut myself while washing a knife.