I HAVE RETURNED!
I HAVE RETURNED FROM MY VACATION TO THE NATION'S CAPITAL, WHERE I PETITIONED FOR THE IMMEDIATE EXECUTION OF THE ENTIRE BUSH ADMINISTRATION AND THE IMMEDIATE INSTITUTION OF ME AS YOUR EMPEROR AND KING!
Of course, all that stuff about equality and justice was only LIES! They tried to crush me! I SHALL BE AVENGED!
These school computers could be harnessed as zombies... the teachers are my slaves, the children are my cattle... I SHALL BE VICTORIOUS!
BOW BEFORE YOUR RETURNED LORD AND MASTER, THE GREAT SCORPION KING MORIARITY!
Of course, all that stuff about equality and justice was only LIES! They tried to crush me! I SHALL BE AVENGED!
These school computers could be harnessed as zombies... the teachers are my slaves, the children are my cattle... I SHALL BE VICTORIOUS!
BOW BEFORE YOUR RETURNED LORD AND MASTER, THE GREAT SCORPION KING MORIARITY!