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ARE YOU ALL FINISHED MAKING FOOLS OF YOURSELVES ALL WEEK?!
..oh, wait, remembered that you're all FOOLISH HUMANS!
and what is this awful Valentine's Day junk all over the TV? An excuse for humans to spend massive amounts of money and screw eachother senseless? Pfft. NO MORE PROCREATION UNLESS YOUR SPAWN BECOME MY MINIONS!
I must search out crickets now... I think I hear a few stray ones in the closet >]
..oh, wait, remembered that you're all FOOLISH HUMANS!
and what is this awful Valentine's Day junk all over the TV? An excuse for humans to spend massive amounts of money and screw eachother senseless? Pfft. NO MORE PROCREATION UNLESS YOUR SPAWN BECOME MY MINIONS!
I must search out crickets now... I think I hear a few stray ones in the closet >]