We've got a Dick-head here...
READY, AIM, (mis)FIRE!!!
READ ABOUT Dick Cheney's hunting accident
“Good news, ladies and gentlemen, we have finally located weapons of mass destruction: It's Dick Cheney.”
Late Show with David Letterman, CBS
“I think Cheney is starting to lose it. After he shot the guy he screamed, 'Anyone else want to call domestic wire tapping illegal?”
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, NBC
“Now, this story certainly has its humorous aspects. ... But it also raises a serious issue, one which I feel very strongly about. ... Moms, dads, if you're watching right now, I can't emphasize this enough: Do not let your kids go on hunting trips with the vice president. I don't care what kind of lucrative contracts they're trying to land, or energy regulations they're trying to get lifted -- it's just not worth it.”
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Comedy Central