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[king_ingwe]

Yo, I fucking come back and . What the fuck? And does Silent bitch do anything? No, Silent Bitch sits there choking the chicken and inhaling Doritos. My fucking beautiful niece, who had the shittiest fucking day, has to help him and yell at the vampire fucks and put herself in danger.

Stupid obese slut, I'm going to kill him.

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[thuringwethil]

Was it really so very bad? ::licks lips, smirks::

[earwen]

Um, yes it was creepy vampire lady. There are much better elves to go out and bite. Like fingon. He's so handsome, a warrior, and full of fucking blood. Purebred blood, Noldor blood, and not contaminated with any shit like Ingwë's or mine.

[thuringwethil]

::tilts head to side:: Someone you dislike, then? To offer him as bait to me, you must hate him very much.

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[earwen]

Dislike for his personality, but as an elf, he is one of exemplerary members of our species.

[thuringwethil]

::smirks:: I'll keep him in mind, then.

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[earwen]

You won't regret sucking him dry of every ounce of blood in his body. =)

[thuringwethil]

::laughs:: I would not regret sucking the life out of anything.

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[earwen]

=D

[thuringwethil]

A taste of you, perhaps? ::glides forward:: To whet my appetite for this elf you are so bent upon being killed.

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[earwen]

Can't, gotta go, hobbit waiting to be killed. *runs away, eruspeed*

[thuringwethil]

::laughs lightly:: Another time, then.

[king_ingwe]

Take it from my point of view. I come back with a fat man servant, no fucking time to even hit the bong and here comes two blood sucking creatures sucking on my fucking neck. And then the undead manwhore is going to tell me i'm not top quality blood?! FUCK THAT!!!

[thuringwethil]

Ah, but I did not insult your blood. It was delicious.

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[king_ingwe]

Fine, then you can suck on me whenever you want just as long as you keep me alive enough to smoke some blunts and beat the shit of my fat slut.

[thuringwethil]

::smirks:: I accept your generous offer.