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Although it proved to be somewhat more difficult than I was anticipating, I took a few of the bears with me to the university today. I did not allow myself a great deal of time for the actual taking of photographs, so most of them are a bit rough, but I thought I would rather have rough photos and not have anyone at the campus know. So yes, the whole thing was done a wee bit clandestinely, much like a Halfling would do.
Without any further ado:
Summer: Oooo?
Firoth: *from off-camera* Yes, Summer, this is the school that the Human is going to.
Summer: Oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oooo oo oooo?
Firoth: No, Summer. I do not believe that this school would be ready for you. They would never understand the concept of an engineer bear, leave alone one that would probably invent a perpetual motion machine before her eighteenth birthday.
Summer: Oo oo oo oo oooo oo?
Summer: Oooo?
Solstice: It looks like part of a hospital.
Firoth: This is the cafeteria, apparently. The Human frequently visits this place in order to give his brain emergency fuel.
Summer: Oooo...
Summer: Oooo?
Solstice: It looks like one of those brochures that The Good Guys send to the Human's residence every so often.
Firoth: This is a document explaining the entry options for a course.
Summer: Oo oo oo oooo-oo oo oooo oooo oo oo oo oooo...
Firoth: Yes, Summer, this is the subject you would be likely to be studying in the future. But you would study it at a Dwarvish university, more than likely. Graduates at this place would not learn what you would learn in the first semester among Dwarrow.
Summer: Oooo... *she giggles*
Summer: Oo oooo oooo oooo-oo...
Solstice: Yes, it does look interesting...
Firoth: This is the area that the Human is studying. It is a subject entirely devoted to planning and making tricky photos of things and then bollocksing it up on a computer.
Summer: *she raises her paws* Oooo!
Summer: Oo oo oo oo oooo-oo oo oooo oooo-oooo oo oooo-oooo, oooo oooo! Oo oo oo oo oo oooo, oo oo oo oooo!
Firoth: *from off-camera* Actually, Summer, they will not just take anyone. The Human had to prove that he was smart enough and adept enough at the subject to be able to do it. And he is still puzzled as to how he fooled the admissions people into thinking that.
Summer: *she shrugs her shoulders* Oooo...
Summer: Oooo...
Solstice: No wonder the Human gets annoyed with the current setup. We have been waiting here for fifty minutes and not seen hide nor hair of a bus.
Firoth: Unfortunately, that is just the way it is in the Human's world. But it does explain some things about the way the Human designed Captain Asshole.
Summer: Oooo?
Solstice: Like his ability to teleport, you mean?
Firoth: Exactly.
Summer: Oo oo oooo oooo oo oo oo oo oo oooo-oooo oo oo oo oo, oo oooo?
Firoth: Exactly, Summer. If the Human could fart hard enough to propel himself to his home from this place, he would do it with no more deliberation in the matter than it takes him to buy milk.
Solstice: That is our Human for you.
Summer: *nodding in approval* Oooo!
And that pretty much covers the trip we made to the university today. In closing, I offer the following statement: All people are equal until you start challenging them to think for themselves.
Without any further ado:
Summer: Oooo?
Firoth: *from off-camera* Yes, Summer, this is the school that the Human is going to.
Summer: Oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oooo oo oooo?
Firoth: No, Summer. I do not believe that this school would be ready for you. They would never understand the concept of an engineer bear, leave alone one that would probably invent a perpetual motion machine before her eighteenth birthday.
Summer: Oo oo oo oo oooo oo?
Summer: Oooo?
Solstice: It looks like part of a hospital.
Firoth: This is the cafeteria, apparently. The Human frequently visits this place in order to give his brain emergency fuel.
Summer: Oooo...
Summer: Oooo?
Solstice: It looks like one of those brochures that The Good Guys send to the Human's residence every so often.
Firoth: This is a document explaining the entry options for a course.
Summer: Oo oo oo oooo-oo oo oooo oooo oo oo oo oooo...
Firoth: Yes, Summer, this is the subject you would be likely to be studying in the future. But you would study it at a Dwarvish university, more than likely. Graduates at this place would not learn what you would learn in the first semester among Dwarrow.
Summer: Oooo... *she giggles*
Summer: Oo oooo oooo oooo-oo...
Solstice: Yes, it does look interesting...
Firoth: This is the area that the Human is studying. It is a subject entirely devoted to planning and making tricky photos of things and then bollocksing it up on a computer.
Summer: *she raises her paws* Oooo!
Summer: Oo oo oo oo oooo-oo oo oooo oooo-oooo oo oooo-oooo, oooo oooo! Oo oo oo oo oo oooo, oo oo oo oooo!
Firoth: *from off-camera* Actually, Summer, they will not just take anyone. The Human had to prove that he was smart enough and adept enough at the subject to be able to do it. And he is still puzzled as to how he fooled the admissions people into thinking that.
Summer: *she shrugs her shoulders* Oooo...
Summer: Oooo...
Solstice: No wonder the Human gets annoyed with the current setup. We have been waiting here for fifty minutes and not seen hide nor hair of a bus.
Firoth: Unfortunately, that is just the way it is in the Human's world. But it does explain some things about the way the Human designed Captain Asshole.
Summer: Oooo?
Solstice: Like his ability to teleport, you mean?
Firoth: Exactly.
Summer: Oo oo oooo oooo oo oo oo oo oo oooo-oooo oo oo oo oo, oo oooo?
Firoth: Exactly, Summer. If the Human could fart hard enough to propel himself to his home from this place, he would do it with no more deliberation in the matter than it takes him to buy milk.
Solstice: That is our Human for you.
Summer: *nodding in approval* Oooo!
And that pretty much covers the trip we made to the university today. In closing, I offer the following statement: All people are equal until you start challenging them to think for themselves.