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[king_gilgalad]

Okay. Since the tabloidpaperthingie did that lovely little article on me, I figured I should defend myself or something.

I AM NOT A CHILD-WHORE PIMP.

>_

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[elanorgamgee]

o.O

*gently* No one believes the shit they print in that tabloid, love, really.. as for los dos Rondos, you know how many trashy made-for-TV movies they ingest in a single day? >.< It's seeped into their subconscious.

[king_gilgalad]

*raises an eyebrow* How many made-for-tv movies are about stables of child-whores and...*gets angry all over again and trails off*

[elanorgamgee]

*steadies the shakiness in her voice* Listen to me: everyone knows that this. is. just. crap. made up to get quoted to sell papers! No one believes it!

[elurin]

*runs by*

OOOHHHH!!!

*snaps pictures* FAMOUS NEWS GUY!!!

Nice boa.

[elanorgamgee]

*blinks, gives him the finger and exposes the film *

[king_gilgalad]

Except for everyone at Rivendell?

[elanorgamgee]

Fucking Rivendell's so blitzed out of their mind on Prozac or Hogan's Heroes or Celelube.. they're all screwing each other and eating each other and who knows what all else. >.

[king_gilgalad]

I feel so stupid. And angry. Very angry.

And I miss Aeglos for the first time in a while.

[elanorgamgee]

*strokes his arm soothingly* I know you do, love, I know. I understand. *swallows* Remember when they printed that crap about me and Erchi? I nearly went through the roof, and then I was literally sick with the thought that someone I loved might believe it..

[king_gilgalad]

*takes a deep breath* I know, but... this is people I thought were my friends - or if not that, at least people who weren't out to get me or whatever - accusing me of whoring them out as children.

[elanorgamgee]

*bites lip and nods*

I know.. I'm so sorry.. I wish I knew what to say..

[king_gilgalad]

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I feel the urge to be violent. Very very violent.

And there's nothing you should be sorry about, Elanor.

[elanorgamgee]

*forcing herself to stay calm* I know. You're very upset right now and you've every right to be. But it's not going to help anything if you try to act now while you're this angry. You know this.

Go outside, go for a walk, go for a run. Go do whatever will help.. just don't do anything stupid. *pleading eyes* Please.

[king_gilgalad]

*sighs* I won't. Although I have every right to stupidity, I think.

[elanorgamgee]

*tiny nervous laugh* I'd aagree. But.. it generally tends to be messy..

Just tell me what I can do to help.

[king_gilgalad]

I don't know.