Happy Birthday
hayzelhoney!
The whole affair might provoke the classic philistine comment, "My five-year-old child could do as well." To this I can only reply that I myself was all too slick when I was five and have worked these thirty years to become a primitive.
Ridiculous Theatre: Scourge of Human Folly: The Essays and Opinions of Charles Ludlam
edited by Stephen Samuels