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[king_coffee]

Things I need to buy for the mini-hub
Tea bags
Thread to repair the curtains for the living room - I'm not going to ask.
Bananas
Some more pillows
Four bags of coffee beans
Another clock
Carpet cleaner
Bananas
Flour
Lube
Those plug in room fresheners
Dusters
Cleaning cloths
Bananas

Things that make me wonderWhat it is exactly that's behind the

Comments

[nogoldbikinis]

1. I promise I'm not laughing.
2. Do you like bananas that much?

[king_coffee]

1. I'm sceptical.
2. I don't like them, but it seems like every other person in the mini-hub does.

[nogoldbikinis]

1. I would never lie.
2. They're a fruit, aren't they? Long, yellow, a good source of potassium? Or do I have them confused with something else?

[king_coffee]

1. Cursed too?
2. That would be correct. I don't like the taste.

[nogoldbikinis]

1. Was is the obsessive need to list that gave you suspicion?
2. I don't mind the taste but the texture isn't exactly appetizing.

[king_coffee]

1. Possibly.
2. There is much nicer fruit.

[nogoldbikinis]

1. I'll take that as a yes.
2. I like your apples.

[king_coffee]

1. Good.
2. You don't have them?

[nogoldbikinis]

1. Excellent.
2. Our fruit is very different from yours.

[king_coffee]

1. I suppose there have been curses that are much worse.
2. What's it like?

[nogoldbikinis]

1. Though I don't think there have been many that have been quite this tedious.
2. A good chunk of it is blue.

[king_coffee]

1. It has become rather annoying.
2. There's no food on our planet that's naturally blue.

[nogoldbikinis]

1. Listing things constantly is not my idea of productivity.
2. What about blueberries?

[king_coffee]

1. Listing means it takes longer to reach the goal.
2. Strictly speaking, they're purple.

[nogoldbikinis]

1. It feels somewhat obsessive-compulsive.
2. Then why call them blueberries?

[king_coffee]

1. Something I sometimes get accused of being
2. The English language is a contradiction.