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[king_coffee]

Yesterday... was slightly embarrassing. I had forgotten that I was quite affectionate when I was very small. Thank you, Tosh, Lee, Jack and Gwen for looking after my four-year-old self and teaching me that water doesn't make you die. I apologise for speaking in Welsh half the time

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[protect_them]

You were an adorable child, Ianto. No need to apologize.

[king_coffee]

Thanks. And thank you for making me Welsh cakes.

[protect_them]

Of course. I was happy to. It was nice, having little ones around.

[king_coffee]

It was nice being a child for a day, actually.

Fancy doing something tonight?

[protect_them]

You would've hated me as child.

... afterwards? Yeah. I think I do.

[king_coffee]

I'm sure you were lovely.

Good. I do too.

[protect_them]

I was bossy and nosy, not to mention loud. Oh, Jack said you taught him to make farts with his pits. You do plan on showing me this, yes?

Ideas?

[king_coffee]

You sound like my niece. ...no I do not.

Film night? I'll let you watch anything you like (even cheesy romance) and we will eat junk food.

(I think I might be insulted by the way, and you should feel insulted too.)

[protect_them]

Oh? That's not what Jack told me.

As long as you promise to leave the mess for tomorrow. I'll help clean it up then.

(Why?)

[king_coffee]

Well I'm not going to show you.

All right, I promise.

(Dawn thinks Wales is part of England.)

[protect_them]

Oh, why not? Everyone has some daft talent they keep secret.

Good.

(..... I do feel mildly insulted now.)

[king_coffee]

Fine, if you tell me your daft talent.

Good.

(Told you.)

[protect_them]

I can tie cherry stems with my tongue?

(... that's silly. We're so completly different.)

[king_coffee]

That's interesting, not daft.

(I know. We have a mountain.)