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[king_coffee]

Oh, for...

I just managed to clean all the permanent marker from my coffee machine and now. Well. You may as well see for yourselves.

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[downrightlinear]

You know, I think I like that better than all the coffee makers I've seen in the past.

[king_coffee]

I prefer my old one, though.

[downrightlinear]

Why? Look at that one. It's even got a badass name.

[king_coffee]

Elektra is interesting, I suppose.

The old one was bigger. And shinier. And made more than one cup at a time.

[downrightlinear]

Well, that sounds a lot more impressive than the lowly Mr. Coffee I was picturing.

[king_coffee]

I wouldn't touch a Mr. Coffee with a bargepole if you paid me.

[downrightlinear]

What if I was paying you a million bucks?

[king_coffee]

A mere million? And dollars? That's only £610,724.

[downrightlinear]

Oh you're one of them.

[king_coffee]

If you say I'm English, then I'll never speak to you again.

[downrightlinear]

Sensitive subject?

[king_coffee]

Not as such, but whenever the pound is mentioned as a currency, it's always assumed that the subject is English.

[downrightlinear]

Actually, I was going more off of the whole coffee thing. It leads me to tea, and I know that's English.

[king_coffee]

Oh yes, I am a definite coffee snob.

It is a bit of a stereotype, isn't it?

[downrightlinear]

It is, but that's not my fault. I've been around a couple English guys for long enough to know they're perpetuating that whole thing themselves. At least those two. Or maybe just the one.

[king_coffee]

Oh well, that's the English for you. The complain about things and then lose at sports.