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[king_coffee]

Private//Unhackable (but certain people would probably be able to find it)It's ridiculous. I'm jealous of the people that were cursed yesterday. Why couldn't I have been cursed? I wanted to see Dad so much, that I kept looking for him. It's not fair that the people who were cursed had terrible fathers and I wasn't when mine was a brilliant one

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[justashow]

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[king_coffee]

What?

[justashow]

I'm wondering what we're being punished for.

You found the biscotti crumbs in the bed, didn't you.

[king_coffee]

You're not being punished. Believe it or not, the coffee maker does need cleaning.

...why are there biscotti crumbs in the bed? Beds are not for eating in.

[justashow]

Oops. We have more than one coffee maker. Yet you'd have us go beg from the baristas?

Punishment.

[king_coffee]

We don't, I nicked parts from the other one to keep this one going.

It is now I know there's biscotti crumbs in the bed somewhere.

[justashow]

There are no biscotti crumbs in the bed! Possibly they were swiped onto the floor.

You denuded my coffeemaker to steal parts for your own?

[king_coffee]

See, not I have the distinct idea that there are crumbs in the bed, and the thought isn't leaving my brain.

Yes.

[justashow]

You're a horrible person.

And there are no crumbs in the bed. Do I look like the sort of man who would put up with sleeping on a crummy bed?

[king_coffee]

I am not. Yours goes unused, and my coffee maker is nicer, and it needed parts.

Not if you put the crumbs there after you woke up.

[justashow]

Your coffee maker is a behemoth and mine doesn't require a whole day of cleaning.

Are you suggesting I planted crumbs?

[king_coffee]

It has to be to make Jack's industrial strength coffee. And it makes nicer coffee anyway.

A whole day is worth it in the long run.

I'm suggesting you ate something in the bed after you woke up. Perhaps biscotti.

[justashow]

I did not.

Possibly biscotti was brought home as a gift and the recipient just so happened to be in bed.

[king_coffee]

The recipient is far too lazy, then.

[justashow]

That's what I keep telling him.

[king_coffee]

The bestower is also to blame.